Caption Contest

[jkaduk]

Found on Fark.com Have at it. Keep it clean.

 

[1RTK1]

I’ll take one of each

 

[N884]

Name 3 ways you’ve wasted most of your money.

 

[Fiveslide]

Pilot: 69bravo requesting permission for a high-speed flyby, gonna try and blow some more of those clothes off...

Tower: yeah, 69bravo clear for flyby... And I'm going to give you a number to contact... To share the pictures.

 

[Fiveslide]

Let's not do this to that gal, eh

 

[jonnyjetprop]

It’s me or the plane!

 

[Fiveslide]

Girl: today, you can do anything, and I really mean anything, you want.

Pilot: *picks up cell phone* Bill, meet me at the hanger, let's fly and get a burger.

 

[SoonerAviator]

Just a Porsche and a couple of Beeches.

 

[Luigi]

Aladdin's muse.

 

[cgrab]

Nice bird

 

[NordicDave]

Name 3 ways you’ve wasted most of your money.

I nominate member N884 for the grand prize. Nailed it.

 

[Zeldman]

''Hmmmm... we really need to trim those trees at the end of the runway...''

 

[GRG55]

I was wondering what this had to do with aviation...then realized I hadn't noticed the plane on the initial look.

 

[bgreenhaw]

I spent half my money on avgas, Porsches, and wild women...the rest I just wasted.

edit: sp

 

[kyleb]

I spent half my money on avgas, Porches, and wild women...the rest I just wasted.

Should have bought a sports car instead of investing in the house upgrades. ;-)

 

[Cluemeister]

"Umm, miss, when we said you need to get your gear down, we were talking to the pilot."

 

[Bobanna]

Contaminated runway. Who cares?

 

[Ventucky Red]

I'll take the car and be happy I don't have to maintain the other two...

 

[frfly172]

Is the plane ADSB compliant ?

 

[benyflyguy]

Tower: “N6969 state intentions..”

N6969: “ahh Tower not sure what is runway condition??...69.”

Tower: “69...runway grooved but can side step to firm fresh trimmed grass”

N6969: “we’ll take that grass strip then”

Tower: “ cleared for the option 69..”

 

[Mooney Fan]

I say its a Mooney

 

[benyflyguy]

Gawd the High Wing guys were right...

 

[StevieTimes]

Is @6pc still filming his music video for his hit single "Mooneys at Midnight"?

 

[Skyrys62]

I told my wife not to stand in the seats!

 

[kyleb]

Add a boat and you have the Four Horsemen of the Financial Apocalypse.

 

[Van Johnston]

Faster, better, cheaper; pick any two.

 

[texasclouds]

All three cheaper to rent...

 

[Stingray Don]

Nice spinner

 

[Huckster79]

Name 3 ways you’ve wasted most of your money.

Correction: ALL

 

[Huckster79]

“Tower, requesting permission for a tough n go”

 

[Skyrys62]

That moment, before the gear up landing..

 

[Mooney Fan]

Runway FOD

 

[JohnAJohnson]

I'm gonna throw a rod in something today

 

[GeorgeC]

The evaluator should incorporate realistic distractions during the flight portion of the practical test to evaluate the pilot’s situational awareness and ability to utilize proper control technique while dividing attention both inside and outside the cockpit.

 

[unsafervguy]

If it flys, drives, or f....S rent it!

 

[midwestpa24]

Name 3 ways you’ve wasted most of your money.

One of these is way more expensive than the other two.

 

[Timbeck2]

I'm gonna throw a rod in something today

that one will be tough to beat

 

[5QK]

This is why you need to know how to slip it in on a moment's notice.

 

[Chip Sylverne]

Who says things look worse in black and white.

 

[Stingray Don]

Who says things look worse in black and white.

Paul Simon