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So, I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey but the wuteveritis still doesn't work... any ideas?

Note: I already tried modulating the nebulizer...
 
So, I put the thingamabob inside the whatchamacallit, turned the doohickey but the wuteveritis still doesn't work... any ideas?

Note: I already tried modulating the nebulizer...

Most likely your Johnson rod is out of alignment.
 
Sounds like a clear case of running LOP in a carbureted lycoming.
 
I dunno what’s wrong. But that sounds expensive. Maybe 3 or 4 AMU.
 
My favorite was always the version that had at the end: "You will be directed to perform a series of tests that will effectively raise the billable hours for the service department but will perform no other useful function."
 
No, it's obvious that the reciprocating dingle arm is miscombobulating, making everything wonky.
 
Time to throw it out and buy a new one! Please recycle responsibly though.
 
Just make sure you wash your hands after you handle your dingaling.
 
Didn't you get the recall notice? It explains everything.
 
Whatever you do..don't put your quantum harmonizer in the photonic resonation chamber. That would cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity...
 
Whatever you do..don't put your quantum harmonizer in the photonic resonation chamber. That would cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity...

Important safety tip...
 
Most improbability drives need a fine tuning here or there...
 
Between duct tape and WD40, you should be able to get it working right.
 
Gee guys, thanks for all the help. Turns out that the fribbin gasculator was blocked by a jammed feason lever...
 
Gee guys, thanks for all the help. Turns out that the fribbin gasculator was blocked by a jammed feason lever...
I had a feeling that’s what your problem was....
 
I had a feeling that’s what your problem was....
Yeah... Amateur guess.
I, on the other hand, KNEW that's what his problem was ..

I used to have an ego problem, until I found out I was perfect.

fly to the scene of the incident, or be recovered at the scene of the tragedy
 
Yeah... Amateur guess.
I, on the other hand, KNEW that's what his problem was ..

I used to have an ego problem, until I found out I was perfect.

fly to the scene of the incident, or be recovered at the scene of the tragedy

Oh Lord it's hard to be humble...
 
Nothing a bigger hammer won't fix.
 
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