Actually, I think you are correct about one thing. Any rehab program that would accept you as an inpatient is going to do an intake evaluation. The best ones usually have a waiting list. They don't need you if you don't need them. Any insurance company that is going to pay for it, is going to want that evaluation.
If you don't need it and they can say that, you can then move on.
As far as AA goes, the only requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking.
Yeah thats what I'm saying. In which case I would be better off doing the inpatient route because they would say I don't need it so I could go to the next step. I think they would fast track me through a lot of it based on their findings and I would probably mainly have to just do the urine tests.
I also feel like I would be disrespecting those in AA who are there for the recovery, sitting in their safe haven just to please the FAA to get a pilots license.