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Gerhardt said:
Who is the most intelligent member of POA?

Who is the most handsome?

How impressed are you that I was able to fill my tank for $1.55/gal at lunch?

If Captain and Henning had a child, whom would it resemble more?

Who will be the next president?

Can internet porn remain free forever?
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1. Captain.
2. Henning
3. Ron Levy
4. You really should have read the placard that said "corn oil."
5. Putin
6. It isn't free now. You watch a little of it, then the next thing you know you're laying two bills down on the massage table for the works package.

SixPapaCharlie said:
Metal Landing Calculator
ColeSlaw

I feel like "Does it have an autopilot?" is gaining steam.
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I see.
 
Crap I just transposed a couple responses. Well turd flooiey.
 
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
 
How long will it take to master the Metal Landing Calculator?
 
Why does my airplane suddenly look like a golfball skin?
 

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EdFred said:
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
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I wouldn't worry too much about it. Maria is not an asset to the abbey.

Scott@KTYR said:
How long will it take to master the Metal Landing Calculator?
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It's self mastering. Bad explanation, that sounds a bit S&M. Its sheer simplicity is exceeded only by its raw utility.

Matthew said:
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
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No but I have Fat Albert in a case.

MAKG1 said:
Is your refrigerator running?
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Yes, and backwards at that. The eggs are almost cooked.

Let'sgoflying! said:
Why does my airplane suddenly look like a golfball skin?
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Hail if I know.
 
What does ball sweat taste like? Do you feel it ruins the experience?
 
N801BH said:
Will Sac ever eat bread again...:dunno::dunno::dunno::dunno:
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Sac can eat bread, just not very much and not very often. He doesn't dislike the taste, especially if it's doused in butter, but he dislikes swelling up and breaking out in to a rash.
 
What is the difference between the jeebies and the heebie jeebies?
 
Sac Arrow said:
Sac can eat bread, just not very much and not very often. He doesn't dislike the taste, especially if it's doused in butter, but he dislikes swelling up and breaking out in to a rash.
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Don't you do that when you fantasize about the Asian hotties in the gym ??:dunno:...:D
 
EdFred said:
What is the difference between the jeebies and the heebie jeebies?
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The jeebies are just a mild version of the heebie jeebies. In her younger years, Virginia Woolf was hella doable.

N801BH said:
Don't you do that when you fantasize about the Asian hotties in the gym ??:dunno:...:D
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Well, yeah, but....
 
I was contacted and told there are tons of single women in my area who want to **** me. What is my first step?
 
Cpt_Kirk said:
I was contacted and told there are tons of single women in my area who want to **** me. What is my first step?
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Hit the delete button.......

Unless you are dumber then a fence post and too horny for your own good...:rolleyes:
 
Hypothetically, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could that woodchuck chuck?
 
Matthew said:
Hypothetically, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could that woodchuck chuck?
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Any competent Woodchuck would know wood lathes are not equipped with a chuck.
 
How do I actually receive the money promised to me by the rich Prince's in Africa without sending them money first?
 
how do i get a rich prince or princess from Africa to send me a large inheritance?
 
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