Anybody sacrifice a chicken..

So you found something worth pre-buying... cool!

I did mention the SavvyMX service to you, yes?
 
Did someone conjure me?

Honestly, for something as important as an airplane, you should sacrifice goats, not chickens.
 
This guy might help...

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I think Sac Arrow is your man for sacrifices. Not sure why I think that. Clark would be #2.
 
What's a prebuy? Is that when a total stranger walks around a plane, kicks the tires and charges you $600 :)
I had a couple of prebuys done very early and had bad luck. Is the plane close to you? I would highly recommend getting a mechanic you know. If you can't get anyone you know be there to go over the plane with the mechanic. Remember one man's junk is another man's treasure. Everyone has a completely different perspective when looking at a airplane. I just look at them on my own now. I have bought several sight unseen and actually had great success.
 
We used to keep a rubber chicken hanging from a noose in the product support lab.
 
We used to keep a rubber chicken hanging from a noose in the product support lab.

Hey, remember Kimberly? She used to fly with a rubber chicken... Maybe when I'm sober tomorrow I'll search for the thread.
 
Four times a week I sacrifice a chicken on the grill of truth in my back yard just before dinner time:)
 
Hey, remember Kimberly? She used to fly with a rubber chicken... Maybe when I'm sober tomorrow I'll search for the thread.

sac, might be a good time to brush up on some golf videos.



 
I remember the good old days when virgins were sacrificed. Of course that was before the supply dwindled.

Sacrificing virgins would appear to be a self defeating pastime. I can't think of a single society or civilization that survived doing that. :p
 
I've heard that some religions believe in getting a bunch of virgins when they die...

... what nobody told them was they're all men in their 50s who never left mom's basement and died of heart attacks from too many bags of Cheetoes. LOL.
 
I've heard that some religions believe in getting a bunch of virgins when they die...

... what nobody told them was they're all men in their 50s who never left mom's basement and died of heart attacks from too many bags of Cheetoes. LOL.
Found a cartoon where all 72 were variations of Star Trek convention nerds.
 
Hopefully whoever does the prebuy has a crystal ball...

But really, if you had a million dollars you could spend it all if you could find that airplane.
 
sac, might be a good time to brush up on some golf videos.




Damn you, Eman, I'm going to be watching the follow-up videos to that all morning long... Bikini golf is the shizz!
 
Chicken is sooo 1980's, we sacrificed a cow last night, mmmmmmmmmmmm New York Strip!
 
Just for edification, "sacrificed" does not mean eating. If you ate it, you have not sacrificed it. If you ate a virgin, well...

Someone put some words in my mouth that won't get me banned.

@SixPapaCharlie can I sleep in your garage for the next four months?
 
I was gonna say that I sacrificed some chicken nuggets...but then I realized they probably were not even real chicken...
 
I visited a Mayan ruin with a stone altar, where they say virgins were sacrificed.

The main thing I recall is that the mosquitoes were so thick that, in my judgment, no violence would be needed for a sacrifice. Just tying someone up and leaving her to the mosquitoes would get the job done.
 
I had a bad year a while back. Real bad. Epic awful; loss, near death experiences, ghastly personal stuff, etc.

So I sacrificed a chicken; stuffed it, a calendar for the year in question, a silver dollar, and a couple other items, in a brown paper bag. Buried it at a crossroads (two trails, actually), at midnight, New Years Eve. And yeah, I was naked during the event. And drunk-ish. It worked.
 
Just for edification, "sacrificed" does not mean eating. If you ate it, you have not sacrificed it. If you ate a virgin, well...

Someone put some words in my mouth that won't get me banned.

@SixPapaCharlie can I sleep in your garage for the next four months?
Will 6PC have to install a doggie door for you?
 
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