Any of our IT folk still able to code in COBOL?

My office was off the main computer room at Rutgers University. It was in the basement of a seven-story building. The sad thing is that the roof leaked. We'd have buckets in the machine room and in my office. One day, one of the janitors was being helpful by trying to take out the bucket to empty it and knocked my desk phone into it. I told him not to worry. I took it apart and dried it out as best I could. It worked fine for about a year until it started behaving oddly. The phone guy came out and looked inside it. "This thing is all corroded inside." I'm like, "Don't know how that could have happened. It looks like someone dumped it in a bucket of water."

The theory from the building people on campus was that the builders had screwed up the waterproof membrane in the courtyard that joined the two building towers. Finally, we got this idea. We'd have the campus fire company come out and spray water in various places with a fire hose until we found where the leak was. A few minutes into this exercise a vast stream of water appears raining down on a computer (3B5, had it been the 3B20 it would have probably been designed for that). Turns out it wasn't the membrane but rather the drain pipes from the drains in the courtyard. I finally solved a problem that had been with the building since it was built a decade or more earlier.

The seven story building was great for two other things. We could go up on the roof on July 4 and watch several different fireworks displays. It was also an interesting place to conduct science experiments to see what happens when various pieces of computer equipment get rapidly decelerated after falling 80 feet.
 
And, today, I started on Ladder Logic with my students...

I hope you are using this fine book?

Title Programmable controllers: operation and application
Author Ian G. Warnock

I am not the author, nor do I benefit in any way from it, but I am not entirely unconnected either:)
It's probably out of print.
 
One day, one of the janitors was being helpful by trying to take out the bucket to empty it and knocked my desk phone into it. I told him not to worry. I took it apart and dried it out as best I could. It worked fine for about a year until it started behaving oddly. The phone guy came out and looked inside it. "This thing is all corroded inside." I'm like, "Don't know how that could have happened. It looks like someone dumped it in a bucket of water."

That is a fine story now, however you can confide in us. You were pranked and don't want to admit it?:)

From Google books - (I can't find a way to get the text out).
Practise to Deceive: Learning Curves of Military Deception Planners

Jones is RV Jones, author of Most Secret War.

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Here is the relevant passage from the Jones book. It's a lot more detailed for those that like that kind of thing.

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After the Loma Prieta earthquake in 1989 we (Tandem Computers) got a call from one of our customers asking for help in bringing one of their installations back up. We told them to just reboot the machines. They replied that we didn't understand. The machines were running just fine, but they needed help in bringing them up from the collapsed raised computer decking under them. They were at about a 45 degree angle, but were still running just fine. Brought "fault tolerance" to a whole new level. :p
 
I hope you are using this fine book?

Title Programmable controllers: operation and application
Author Ian G. Warnock
No - that decision is out of my hands. In fact, someone else was supposed to be covering this (someone who knows something about the subject...). But, times being what they are, one works with what one can.
 
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