Always thought it was just a joke, but...

[Bill]

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Gotta love the call sign!

 

[jadenapa]

What movie is this? And why is there a naked woman on the plane and a nun choking a man?

 

[Zeldman]

What movie is this? And why is there a naked woman on the plane and a nun choking a man?

It is a training film for all airline pilots....

 

[MauleSkinner]

It is a training film for all airline pilots....

Much like Blues Brothers is a training film for police officers.

 

[MacFly]

Those poor "bus drivers" may fly the same airplane as you do on their days off, so you may have more in common than you think, but sounds like you can't be bothered to stoop to their level.

Yeah, it’s true. I don’t care what they fly at work or for fun any more than I care what you fly.

 

[Half Fast]

Much like Blues Brothers is a training film for police officers.

No, The Blues Brothers is a training film for musicians.

 

[MauleSkinner]

No, The Blues Brothers is a training film for musicians.

Maybe, but I know a cop who used it in his police drivers’ training course.

 

[Ghery]

Just like the guys who carry, or worse yet wear exposed, their "ofishul" concealed carry GOLD PLATED Badge....

Those people kind of defeat the whole purpose of carrying concealed, don't they?

 

[MacFly]

Just like the guys who carry, or worse yet wear exposed, their "ofishul" concealed carry GOLD PLATED Badge....

Sigh

You don't wear a set of these when you get on a commercial flight?

 

[Kritchlow]

You don't wear a set of these when you get on a commercial flight?

Christ.... do those actually exist? I guess I’m a bit naive here.

 

[PaulS]

Christ.... do those actually exist? I guess I’m a bit naive here.

Those are the coolest thing ever!

 

[Half Fast]

You don't wear a set of these when you get on a commercial flight?

Heck, I wear those everywhere. They’re starting to get a bit tarnished from the shower, though...

 

[PaulS]

Heck, I wear those everywhere. They’re starting to get a bit tarnished from the shower, though...

Noxon is your friend.

 

[unsafervguy]

Was at Austin Exec last weekend (KEDC), there were aircraft all over the ramp, and all expensive jets ... I land and park myself as they are busy. Barely climb out and still need to put on canopy cover, gust locks, chocks etc. and I end up with 6 or 7 of the jet guys all hanging out checking out my ride instead of the other way around. I imagine them saying,"can't believe that little thing flies and can go 200 MPH"

Did any ask when are you going to take the training wheel off the front?

 

[unsafervguy]

Maybe, but I know a cop who used it in his police drivers’ training course.

Yea, but those cops have got SCMODS.........

 

[flyingron]

Years ago, Margy and our mechanic went to ferry the Navion back from the restoration shop. On one of their turboprop regional connecting flight the mechanic started quizzing the flight attendant as they got aboard:

Bobbi: Where's your airworthiness certificate?
FA: Umm... uh... I don't...
Bobbi: BZZZT... you just failed your FAA inspection.
FA: (now very flustered) umm... ah...
Bobbi: Just kidding, it's right here next to the door.

Later as they were seated getting refreshments.
FA: You really had be scared with that stuff about you being an FAA inspector
Bobbi: (pulls out her mechanic's certificate) I am. See... FAA "INSPECTION AUTHORIZATION."

 

[Hang 4]

While I'm boarding I just tell the pilots that if they want to eat the fish, I'll have the beef.

 

[Groundpounder]

Yeah, it’s true. I don’t care what they fly at work or for fun any more than I care what you fly.

You seem nice

 

[Daleandee]

Those people kind of defeat the whole purpose of carrying concealed, don't they?

Does seem to defeat the purpose. I was trained that when you conceal carry no one should know ... until it starts making noises and that is because you are absolutely out of options. I try to live by the rule that "a good run is better than a bad stand."