So is there a way we can coerce the aliens to beam some water down to California?? Can dark energy be converted into H2O ?? I get that the aliens don't trust us with their tech, but couldn't they just covertly add some water in the night when no one is looking?? We could use that a lot more than abductions and anal probes.
Dark Energy excites Dark Matter into H2O, it doesn't become anything itself. Water wouldn't be a problem with the technology we have now if we weren't so wasteful with energy.