A conversation using nothing but song lyrics

SixPapaCharlie said:
Graze the skin with my finger tips
The brush of dead warm flesh pacifies the means
Incised members ornaments on my being
Adulating the skin before me
Dance with the dead in my dreams
Listen to their hallowed screams
The dead have taken my soul
Temptations lost all control
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Bill Jennings said:
She's lost control
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And she's climbing the stairway to heaven....
 
PaulS said:
And when I found out she couldn't fly,

It was too late.
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A new way to fly
Far away from goodbye
Above the clouds and the rain
The memories and the pain
And the tears that they cry
Now the lessons been learned
They've all crashed and burned
But they can leave it behind
If they could just find
A new way to fly
 
They called it assault,
but it really wasn't my fault
'cause everyone else is an ***hole.

Nauga,
and his candy-coated fury
 
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If her daddy's rich take her out for a meal,
If her daddy's poor then just do what you feel
 
The licence plate said fresh and there was dice on the mirror
 
denverpilot said:
All my friends know the low rider
The low rider is a little higher
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I was like man what is happening here
Dude must of put a qualude in my beer
If I wake up married, I’ll have to annul it
Right now my hands are in his mullet
 
The preacher asked her
And she said I do
The preacher asked me
And she said yes he does too
And the preacher said
I pronounce you 99 to life
Son she's no lady she's your wife
 
I want to come home, it's been so long since I've been away
And please don't blame me 'cause I've tried
I'll be coming home soon to your love to stay

Skynyrd
 
Just a city boy, born and raised in south Detroit...
 
mscard88 said:
I want to come home, it's been so long since I've been away
And please don't blame me 'cause I've tried
I'll be coming home soon to your love to stay

Skynyrd
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And I'm wasted and I can't find my way home.
 
Matthew said:
I want you to show me the way
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They made up their minds, and they started packing
They left before the sun came up that day
An exit to eternal summer slacking
But where were they going without ever knowing the way?
 
denverpilot said:
Saw my old lover in the grocery store, the snow was falling Christmas Eve...
I snuck behind her in the frozen foods, and I touched her on the sleeve...
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The mood ring counter is all aglow,
[cause it's] Christmas at K-Mart, Christmas at K-Mart.

Nauga,
havin'a ball with cholesterol
 
nauga said:
The mood ring counter is all aglow,
[cause it's] Christmas at K-Mart, Christmas at K-Mart.
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They got Christmas Muzak
Piped in through the ceiling
And the refills of coffee
Are always for free
And the waitress on graveyard
And the surly night manager
Are wishing that all of us losers would leave

There's a star on the sign
At the Texaco Station
Like the star long ago
On that midnight clear
As I look all around
At these cold, empty faces
I doubt that you'd find many wise men here

And I'm dreaming about
A silent night
Holy night
When things were alright
And I'm dreaming about
How my life could have been
If only, if only, if only
But somewhere down the road
I gave up that fight
Merry Christmas
It's Christmas at Denny's tonight

(Damn it's hard to find interesting Christmas song lyrics. Randy Stonehill from 1989 is a bit of a reach for a thread using "popular" lyrics, but man is that a good song...)
 
denverpilot said:
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(Damn it's hard to find interesting Christmas song lyrics. Randy Stonehill from 1989 is a bit of a reach for a thread using "popular" lyrics, but man is that a good song...)
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Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him until he sang
Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him
The three from his first wife Lynn
And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell
Of course he brought his new wife Kay
Who talks all about AA
Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel
The First Noel

Carve the Turkey
Turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quickpak Store
We need some ice and an extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites
A box of tampons, some Marlboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the family

Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen
I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in
They blew our Christmas lights
Cousin David knew just what went wrong
So we all waited out on our front lawn
He threw a breaker and the lights came on
And we sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Holy Night

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on
Make Bloody Mary's
Cause We All Want One!
Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go
We need some celery and a can of fake snow
A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites
A box of tampons, some Salem Lights
Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese"
Merry Christmas from the Family

Feliz Navidad
 
Matthew said:
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party

We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog

Little sister brought her new boyfriend

He was a Mexican

We didn't know what to think of him until he sang

Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad



Brother Ken brought his kids with him

The three from his first wife Lynn

And the two identical twins from his second wife Mary Nell

Of course he brought his new wife Kay

Who talks all about AA

Chain smoking while the stereo plays Noel, Noel

The First Noel



Carve the Turkey

Turn the ball game on

Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone

Send somebody to the Quickpak Store

We need some ice and an extension cord

A can of bean dip and some Diet Rites

A box of tampons, some Marlboro Lights

Hallelujah everybody say "Cheese"

Merry Christmas from the family



Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen

I can't remember how I'm kin to them

But when they tried to plug their motor home in

They blew our Christmas lights

Cousin David knew just what went wrong

So we all waited out on our front lawn

He threw a breaker and the lights came on

And we sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Holy Night



Carve the turkey turn the ball game on

Make Bloody Mary's

Cause We All Want One!

Send somebody to the Stop 'N Go

We need some celery and a can of fake snow

A bag of lemons and some Diet Sprites

A box of tampons, some Salem Lights

Hallelujah, everybody say "Cheese"

Merry Christmas from the Family



Feliz Navidad
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(Hahaha holy hell, that's every family Christmas on my mom's side of the family. Who's song is that? I must hear it!)
 
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.
 
EdFred said:
Sheriff John Stone

Why don't you leave me alone,

Well I feel so broke up, I want to go home.
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Hold on to me as we go
As we roll down this unfamiliar road
And although these waves are stringing us along
Just know you're not alone
'Cause I'm gonna make this place your home
 
Dallas packed her suitcase, and drove off in the brand new car I bought her.
 
EdFred said:
Dallas packed her suitcase, and drove off in the brand new car I bought her.
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She's real fine, my 409
She's real fine, my 409
My 409

Well, I saved my pennies and I saved my dimes
For I knew there would be a time
When I would buy a brand new 409
 
Got the feeling
Power steering
Pistons popping
Ain't no stoppin now
 
Her lifters are lifeless and her rods are rammed
She needs new plugs and a barrel of oil
And I have to heat her block to make the radiator boil

Old Betsy goes boing boing boing boing boing boing boing
And she's supposed to go mmmmmmmmmm
 
My machine she's a dud, all stuck in the mud, somewhere in the swamps of Jersey.
 
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