A conversation using nothing but song lyrics

Woke up this morning and I got myself a beer!
 
...the beer I had for breakfast wasn't bad
so I had one more for dessert...
 
I've drank enough whiskey to float a battleship around
 
Tastes so good, makes a grown man cry, sweet cherry pie
 
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Drinkin the blood of Jesus. Drinkin' it right from his veins...
 
I've been to:
Pittsburgh, Parkersburg, Gravelbourg, Colorado,
Ellensburg, Rexburg, Vicksburg, Eldorado,
Larimore, Atmore, Haverstraw, Chatanika,
Chaska, Nebraska, Alaska, Opelika,
Baraboo, Waterloo, Kalamazoo, Kansas City,
Sioux City, Cedar City, Dodge City, what a pity.

Movin to Montana soon
Gonna be a dental floss tycoon
 
...just me and my pal Johnny Walker
And his brothers Blackie and Red...
 
There is a place in New Orleans, they call the Rising Sun. It's been the ruin of many a poor man, and lord, I know, I'm one.
 
Here comes the sun, and I say, it's alright
 
Why must you be such an angry young man...your future looks quite bright to me
 
My futures so bright, I gotta wear shades.
 
Money? It's a bit, don't give me that do goody good bull****
 
Money, get away
Get a good job with good pay and you're okay
Money, it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash

Fifty thou a year will buy a lot of beer
 
Why worry if the money isn't always real.
You're as rich as you feel.
 
Billy Mack is a detective down in Texas...you know he know just what the facts is...
 
I'm only a man in a silly red sheet
 
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