A conversation using nothing but song lyrics

Rudy's on a train to nowhere, half way down the line.
 
Well, goodbye pretty mama, get yourself a money man
Goodbye, pretty mama, Lord, get yourself a money man
You take that midnight train to Memphis
Lord, leave if you can
Oh, take that midnight train to Memphis
Lord, leave if you can
Oh, take that train, baby
 
Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got run ned over by a damned old train
 
gkainz said:
Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got run ned over by a damned old train
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Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You could say theres no such thing as Santa, but as for me and grandpa...we believe. She'd been drinking too much egg nog.
 
Gucci Pilot said:
Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Walking home from our house Christmas Eve. You could say theres no such thing as Santa, but as for me and grandpa...we believe. She'd been drinking too much egg nog.
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You utterly killed it. Haha. The whole thread stopped because of this awful song. LOL
 
denverpilot said:
You utterly killed it. Haha. The whole thread stopped because of this awful song. LOL
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Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a fruck
There's a heater in my truck
And I'm off to the rodeo...
 
GrampaMark said:
Well, it's 40 below and I don't give a fruck

There's a heater in my truck

And I'm off to the rodeo...
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(ROFLMAO! OMG! I haven't heard that song in years but all the lyrics came back to me with that post! Hahahahahaha. Now I'm going to be walking around all winter humming that tune when someone ticks me off... LOL!!!)
 
denverpilot said:
(ROFLMAO! OMG! I haven't heard that song in years but all the lyrics came back to me with that post! Hahahahahaha. Now I'm going to be walking around all winter humming that tune when someone ticks me off... LOL!!!)
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I was kind of keeping that one in reserve in case someone posted a Barry Manilow song. But, the thread needed jump starting, so...:D

Mark
 
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
I've been running hot
You got me ticking gonna blow my top
If you start me up
If you start me up I'll never stop
You make a grown man cry
Spread out the oil, the gasoline
I walk smooth, ride in a mean, mean machine
 
Fearless Tower said:
When Josie comes home....so good
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Josie and the Pussycats
Long tails and ears for hats
Guitars and sharps and flats
Neat, sweet, groovy songs
You're invited, come along

Nauga,
and Saturday mornings
 
When I'm feeling blue, all I have to do
Is take a look at you, then I'm not so blue
When you're close to me, I can feel your heart beat
I can hear you breathing near my ear
Wouldn't you agree, baby you and me got a groovy kind of love
 
And I remember what my father said
He said "Son, life is simple"
It's either cherry red or...
Midnight Blue...
 
Guess I got what I deserved
Kept you waiting there too long, my love
All that time without a word
Didn't know you'd think that I'd forget or I'd regret
The special love I had for you, my baby blue
 
Blue
Oh, so lonesome for you
Why can't you be blue over me
Blue
Oh, so lonesome for you
Tears fill my eyes till I can't see
 
You damn right, I've got the blues,
From my head down to my shoes
You damn right, I've got the blues,
From my head down to my shoes
 
I feel so bad I got a worried mind
I'm so lonesome all the time
Since I left my baby behind
On Blue Bayou
 
Oh you know we're gonna ride
On a blue highway
Walk with the legs you're blind
On a blue highway
Wave hellow to pride
on my highway
Yes I almost died
On a blue highway
 
Kelvin said:
And I remember what my father said
He said "Son, life is simple"
It's either cherry red or...
Midnight Blue...
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If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
When you get knocked down you gotta get back up
I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer but I know enough...
...to know...
If you're gonna be dumb you gotta be tough!

Nauga,
and words to live by
 
Every time I find myself,
Lying flat on my face,
I pick myself up and get
Back in the race
 
I would walk ten miles on my hands and knees
Ain't no doubt about it baby it's you I aim to please
I'd wrestle with a lion and a grizzly bear
It's my life baby but I don't care

Ain't that tuff enuff


For you baby I would swim the sea
Nothing I'd do for you that's too tuff for me
I'd put out a burning building with a shovel and dirt
And not even worry about getting hurt

I'd work twenty four hours, seven days a week
Just so I could come home and kiss your cheek
I love you in the morning and I love you at noon
I love you in the night and take you to the moon

I'd lay in a pile of burning money that I've earned
and not even worry about getting burned
I'd climb the Empire State Building, fight Muhammad Ali
Just to have you baby close to me
 
Now you remind me a lotta my younger days with your knuckles a clenchin' white
But boy I'm gonna sit right here and sip this beer all night
And if there's somethin' that you gotta gain to prove by winnin' some silly fight
Well okay I quit I lose you're the winner
 
Well the two men took to fighting
And when they pulled them from the floor
Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone
 
Matthew said:
Well the two men took to fighting
And when they pulled them from the floor
Leroy looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone
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If you want to fight tonight I guess these boys don't look all that tough
 
Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's Bar 'n' Grill
The drink will flow and the blood will spill
And if the boys want to fight, you better let 'em
 
A couple of the sound that I really like
Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike
 
The only two things in life that make it worth livin'
Is guitars that tune good and firm feeling women.
 
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