A conversation using nothing but song lyrics

The lady then she covered me in roses,
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.
 
The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind
The answer is blowin' in the wind.
 
I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air
I remember
We were flying along and hit something in the air

Then I looked straight at the attendant
His face is pale as it can be
He bends and whispers something softly
He says there's no chance for me
 
love in an elevator
livin' it up when I'm going down
love in an elevator
lovin' it up 'til I hit the ground
Jackie's in the elevator (whoa)
lingerie second floor (whoa yeah)
she said can I see you later (whoa)[/url]
 
Please
Please
Please
Get up off your knees
Please
Please
Please
Please
 
Baby, please don't go
Baby, please don't go
Baby, please don't go
Down to New Orleans
You know I love you so
Baby please don't go
 
Matthew said:
Baby, please don't go
Baby, please don't go
Baby, please don't go
Down to New Orleans
You know I love you so
Baby please don't go
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New Orleans is sinkin' man,
and I don't wanna swim.

Nauga,
who is not tragically hip
 
There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it's been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I'm one
 
Drop a dime in the box
Play the song about New Orleans
Cold beer, hot nights
My sweet romantic teenage nights...
 
I walked into a honkey tonkey just the other day
I droped a nickle in the juke box just to hear it play
I didnt have no tune in mind, I didnt wait to choose
Just droped a nickle in the slot and I played the juke box blues
 
Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waitin' for a train
And I's feelin' near as faded as my jeans
Bobby thumbed a diesel down, just before it rained
It rode us all the way to New Orleans
 
Night time on the City Of New Orleans
Changing cars in Memphis Tennessee
Halfway home - we'll be there by morning
Through the Mississippi darkness, rolling down to the sea
 
In 1814 we took a little trip,
Along with Colonel jackson down the mighty mississip.
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans,
And we fought the bloody british in the town of new orleans
 
Matthew said:
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable


This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble
Or I can rent it out when I don't need it
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[wow! Haven't heard that song in a LONG time. Nicely done. Haha]

Kelvin said:
In 1814 we took a little trip,

Along with Colonel jackson down the mighty mississip.

We took a little bacon and we took a little beans,

And we fought the bloody british in the town of new orleans
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War!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing.
 
Money, money, money, monayyy,

Money...
 
Only Two things money can't buy....

True love and home grown tomatoes.
 
Money, it's a crime
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a rise it's no surprise that they're giving none away
 
Matthew said:
Money, it's a crime
Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a rise it's no surprise that they're giving none away
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Money, get back
I'm all right, Jack, keep your hands off of my stack.
Money, it's a hit
Don't give me that do goody good bull*****
I'm in the hi-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet

(I know it's from the same song but we -need- that Lear jet! :D)
 
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Big ol jet airliner, don't carry me too far away
 
Hey, listen to me, y'all do thangs, do thangs, do thangs -
bad thangs with it
Well, you wanna do thangs, do thangs, do thangs -
good thangs with it - yeah

Un Huh, talkin' bout cash money, money

Talkin' bout cash money - dollar bills y'all - come on, now
 
fifty thou a year will buy a lot of beer
 
Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker
You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica
Ain't nobody's business but my own
 
I've done my share of smugglin'
I've run my share of grass
I made enough money to buy Miami
But I ****ed it away so fast...
 
You know those lights were bright on Broadway
That was so many years ago
Before we all lived here in Florida
Before the Mafia took over Mexico
There are not many who remember
They say a handful still survive
To tell the world about
The way the lights went out
And keep the memory alive
 
overdrive148 said:
He only came to town about twice a year
He'd buy a hundred pounds of yeast and some copper line
Everybody knew that he made moonshine
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I was God's own drunk and a fearless man,
And that's when I first saw that bear.
 
And if you're drinkin',
well you know that you're my friend and I say
Think I'll have myself a beer.

Nauga,
who can't work in fast food all his life
 
I got home at the wrong five o'clock
Key wouldn't fit had to knock, knock, knock
She opened the door with that pistol cocked
I got home at the wrong five o'clock.
 
Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much
Vodka puts my mouth in gear
This little refrain should help me explain
As a matter of fact I like beer
 
I'm pretty good at drinking beer
 
I need one good honky tonk angel to turn my life around
That's reason enough for me to lay this old bottle down
A woman warm and willing is what I'm looking for
'Cause the whiskey ain't workin' anymore
 
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