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It depends how many times you say it. I heard this on May 22, from an airport with no other traffic talking the entire time. And this is not an exaggeration, at all. I could not have done a parody of this situation that would have any hope of being more excessive than the actual radio calls I heard that day. Location, type, and tail number are fictitious to protect the innocent...
Podunk traffic, Bonanza 3 mike bravo, 20 miles south, any traffic in the area please advise.
Podunk traffic, Bonanza 3 mike bravo, 10 miles south, any traffic in the area please advise.
Podunk traffic, Bonanza 3 mike bravo, 5 miles out, planning to enter on a left downwind for runway 31, any traffic in the area please advise.
Podunk traffic, Bonanza 3 mike bravo, entering left downwind for runway 31, any traffic in the area please advise.
Podunk traffic, Bonanza 3 mike bravo is passing midfield on the left downwind for runway 31, any traffic in the area please advise.
Podunk traffic, Bonanza 3 mike bravo is turning downwind to left base for runway 31, any traffic in the area please advise.
Podunk traffic, Bonanza 3 mike bravo is on a 2-mike final for runway 31, any traffic in the area please advise.
Podunk traffic, Bonanza 3 mike bravo is on a short final for runway 31...(transmission cuts off as he releases the PTT, whereupon I say to myself, “Don’t say it, please don’t...” and then he pushes the PTT to add)...any traffic in the area please advise.