no jokes, just punch lines.

[Albany Tom]

“I know there’s gotta be a pony in here somewhere!”

I work with a a guy who's always looking for a pony, and sometimes needs to be reminded of same...

 

[MauleSkinner]

the blonde started crying. “We’re going to have PUPPIES!”

 

[Chip Sylverne]

You got nice house.

 

[farmrjohn]

Could you make my legs longer?

 

[GeorgeC]

A live one at the bottom, eating its way out.

 

[Bob Noel]

no politics here

 

[write-stuff]

I dunno, but hand me that flashlight and we'll take a look.

 

[StraightnLevel]

Don't forget the coffee!

 

[MauleSkinner]

I ain't doin' dat hindlick maneuver!

 

[Charlie Golf]

Supplies!

 

[JackL-3J]

(Doctor) "My thermometer? Wherever did I leave my pen?"