You be the judge...who's the perv?

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Neighbor lives on an acre and a half with a privacy fence all the way around the back yard. The owner of the property next door is standing by the bedroom window one evening and notices his neighbor standing next to a tree on his property relieving himself. As time goes on the homeowner notices his neighbor several times doing the same.

So the homeowner talks to his friend in the Sheriff's department and tells him what's happening and if it's legal. The Sheriff tells him there are decency laws that apply to private residences but they're not going to do anything without evidence. One neighbors word isn't enough.

So the homeowner sets his camera by the window to be ready. Within a day or two he sees his neighbor heading out to the tree and takes some photo's. The next day he shows them to his friend in the Sheriff's department but his friend tells him there still isn't any evidence. The photo is from at least 75 feet and all you can make out is a guy by a tree.

So, the homeowner, knowing what is happening and wanting proof goes out and gets a 400mm zoom lens. This baby has the power to see flea on a goal post in the next town. Now, with his camera, new lens and a tripod to hold it all set up by the window he waits.

Within a couple days the neighbor is seen heading out to his tree and a photo is taken. This one is close up the golden stream can be seen right up to and including the neighbors 'member'.

The Sheriff is impressed and takes the photo to see about pressing charges.

So, who's the perv? The guy taking the leak or the guy buying telephoto lens' to see a neighbors junk?
 
If you can't pee on your property do you really own anything? The shutterbug is a freak, peeing in your yard is normal male behavior.
 
Your having a " slow day". ? This seems to be happening with increasing regularity on this site! Strange!
 
Shutterbug really needs to find a hobby. The guy is in his own yard, come on. Stop looking at him.
 
I just want to say, this is so much nicer than "Is he a jerk" threads.

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I'm glad my neighbors can't even see my house! :D If it bothered the perv so badly, he could have mentioned it to the neighbor. I wouldn't want someone peeing where my daughter would see him, but from 100 feet away it seems unlikely that much would be seen with the naked eye! ;)
 
Also people like mr shutterbug are a big part of why I live on 40 acres well outside of town. I can't see my neighbors and they can't see me... even with telephoto lenses, I'm surrounded by trees.
 
While I don't think the Pee-er is a very nice guy, the Pee-ee should get outta the way.

IOW- mind yo own bidnazz
 
Shutter-bug for sure.

But if he wanted results, he should have gone to the EPA instead of the Sheriff...pouting a navigable waterway would have gotten the neighbour several hundred thousand dollars worth of fines and an army of feds crawling up somewhere that would prevent him from doing other pollution-inducing activities.
 
Some people want to control every person they see. The dude with the camera needs it shoved where the sun does not shine. If he needed zoom lens to see this, the dude taking a **** really was not bothering anyone. Get a zoom lens and start looking at your neighbors and you might be shocked what you see, could get you killed to, depending on where you live.

Tony
 
Can I just Effing Pee Captain?!

Look, we have a plumbing issue so I go there to Pee until they get it fixed.
Quit taking pictures of my junk and showing it to all your friends ya Freak!

Also I am a bit offended. Don't act like that zoom lens was "needed" to get "the evidence" That lens was all for you buddy.

Ya sick effer.
 
Now that I think about this:
Isn't urine high in nitrogen? Don't plants LIKE nitrogen? This has got to be the greenest thing that someone could do for the environment.

Maybe we should all pee in the wild.
 
Matthew said:
Have we finally moved on from 'jerk' threads to 'perv' threads?
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And based upon the generally accepted conclusion of the "jerk" threads, I will wager on what Captain will be known as after this series.
 
I used to have a neighbor lady that gardened in her bra and panties. I never took pictures, but I never complained either.
 
Years ago my wife walked out our back door and saw two neighbor kids peeing on our back steps. They must have been about 7yo. She yelled at them and they ran away, still peeing and trying to put things back where they belonged. Not knowing what else to do she let their moms know about it. I got home a minute later and she told me the story, we were both laughing pretty well about the whole deal. Then I looked out the front window and saw one of the kids slowly walking over to our house to apologize. I had to look stern for a few seconds until he left, then started laughing again.
 
He isn't a perv if he isn't jerking it. But he's still a jerk even though he may not be perving it.
 
I wonder what the neighbor would have done if the guy decided to "fertilize" his bushes.
 
Jaybird180 said:
Now that I think about this:
Isn't urine high in nitrogen? Don't plants LIKE nitrogen? This has got to be the greenest thing that someone could do for the environment.

Maybe we should all pee in the wild.
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Done.
 
I just purchased the only piece of property within 4 miles of my house that is suitable for building a home on. I prefer peeing in the yard.
 
He should buzz the neighbor with a drone while neighbor is relieving himself. That'll fix him!
 
Neighbor disputes are fun to watch. I've handled the type of cases that result from situations like this. Great fun for the lawyers who get paid lots by these idiots.
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
Can I just Effing Pee Captain?!

Look, we have a plumbing issue so I go there to Pee until they get it fixed.
Quit taking pictures of my junk and showing it to all your friends ya Freak!

Also I am a bit offended. Don't act like that zoom lens was "needed" to get "the evidence" That lens was all for you buddy.

Ya sick effer.
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In this scenario I'm the one with the pics, right? You think you'd be a little more respectful...

:)
 
Matthew said:
Have we finally moved on from 'jerk' threads to 'perv' threads?
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You focused on the wrong half. This is the first of my new series, 'You be the judge...'.
 
JeffDG said:
And based upon the generally accepted conclusion of the "jerk" threads, I will wager on what Captain will be known as after this series.
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Yeah, I still don't know why my Jerk Threads didn't go over better. I thought they were pretty well done and thought provoking, if I do say so myself. They did generate a lot of responses, but geesh...the angst. Weird.
 
Jimmy cooper said:
Your having a " slow day". ? This seems to be happening with increasing regularity on this site! Strange!
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Yeah, sortta between jobs right now so you know what they say...idle hands do the devils work.

:devil:
 
Had cases similar. Reasonable expectation of privacy does not exist in a public place. Some "private" places become public by definition under certain circumstances. Different states have different laws. In Georgia if I invite you over and parade around naked in my home, my home then becomes a public place due tthe fact you are not a member of my immediate family. There are a bunch other sub sections in this law. Public vs Private can be easily difficult
 
Everything about the conflict can be summed up by telling the asshat, "Mind your own ****ing business. have a nice day," and walking away.
 
If the only way you can see what's going on is with a 400mm zoom lens, it sounds like the problem is perv neighbor. The guy peeing on the tree is so far away, nobody cares.
 
Seriously, what the hell, let the guy **** on his own property and go play Minecraft or something instead of trying to control your neighbors. If you don't like being able to see your neighbor ****ing from your window once and awhile either don't look or buy a house with more land.
 
The farm I rent has a landlord who pees outside but his house is the only one around. First couple times I found it amusing but now it's business as usual.
 
Captain said:
Neighbor lives on an acre and a half with a privacy fence all the way around the back yard. The owner of the property next door is standing by the bedroom window one evening and notices his neighbor standing next to a tree on his property relieving himself. As time goes on the homeowner notices his neighbor several times doing the same.

So the homeowner talks to his friend in the Sheriff's department and tells him what's happening and if it's legal. The Sheriff tells him there are decency laws that apply to private residences but they're not going to do anything without evidence. One neighbors word isn't enough.

So the homeowner sets his camera by the window to be ready. Within a day or two he sees his neighbor heading out to the tree and takes some photo's. The next day he shows them to his friend in the Sheriff's department but his friend tells him there still isn't any evidence. The photo is from at least 75 feet and all you can make out is a guy by a tree.

So, the homeowner, knowing what is happening and wanting proof goes out and gets a 400mm zoom lens. This baby has the power to see flea on a goal post in the next town. Now, with his camera, new lens and a tripod to hold it all set up by the window he waits.

Within a couple days the neighbor is seen heading out to his tree and a photo is taken. This one is close up the golden stream can be seen right up to and including the neighbors 'member'.

The Sheriff is impressed and takes the photo to see about pressing charges.

So, who's the perv? The guy taking the leak or the guy buying telephoto lens' to see a neighbors junk?
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Neither is a pervert, one is an *******, one is a normal dude who pees on trees like real men are wont to do.
 
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