Dan H
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- Farragut Ia, Laramie Wy
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Dan Hilger
I'm 5th generation farmer here in southern Iowa, what I remember about the 80's was that I was happy to get through them.
As far as farmers liking to whine, I have a joke.
3 hookers are standing on a corner discussing their clients from the previous night.
Lady #1 says "I had a lawyer last night." The other two wanted to know how she knew. "Well he had a 3 piece suit and a briefcase he never let go of the whole time we were doing it."
Lady #2 says "I had a cowboy, he had a cowboy hat and boots and didn't take either off will we were doing it.
Well lady #3 pipes up," I had a farmer, first he complained I was too wet, then too dry, and he promised to pay me in the fall."
As far as farmers liking to whine, I have a joke.
3 hookers are standing on a corner discussing their clients from the previous night.
Lady #1 says "I had a lawyer last night." The other two wanted to know how she knew. "Well he had a 3 piece suit and a briefcase he never let go of the whole time we were doing it."
Lady #2 says "I had a cowboy, he had a cowboy hat and boots and didn't take either off will we were doing it.
Well lady #3 pipes up," I had a farmer, first he complained I was too wet, then too dry, and he promised to pay me in the fall."