Woman wins lottery

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Sorry couldn't copy it on here and can't delete the thread. Something I wish the mods would resolve.
 
It was about a woman eman. She won the lottery in NY, and then got caught squatting on her boss's desk by her boss depositing, well, a steamer. Arrested. All she was doing was giving her 2 week notice?
 
mscard88 said:
It was about a woman eman. She won the lottery in NY, and then got caught squatting on her boss's desk by her boss depositing, well, a steamer. Arrested. All she was doing was giving her 2 week notice?
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Saw that one a few days ago... it was debunked on snopes.
 
Aww don't spoil it for us Cajun! ;)
I could see that happening though....
 
mscard88 said:
It was about a woman eman. She won the lottery in NY, and then got caught squatting on her boss's desk by her boss depositing, well, a steamer. Arrested. All she was doing was giving her 2 week notice?
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Lol. Here's a true story. "R" plays the lottery every week, religiously, actually it was twice a week I think. He wants it bad. One day someone sees his ticket and jots down the numbers without him knowing. The plan is put into place, R "will" be on position when the Lottery numbers are read on TV that evening. R asks someone who is going on break to get the numbers and come back with them. They do, not the real ones of course, the previously "jotted down" ones from R's ticket. R is happy, gets relieved, throws headset on floor, walks up to the Supervisor, who he hates with a passion and with finger in face launches into a "you #%?> Mfkn ?€#%¥" take this job and shove it speech. No, he doesn't get fired or suspended. R and the Sup actually got along pretty good after that.
 
I hit the lottery. Twice.

in 1969, mine was the last number picked in the old draft lottery.
A few weeks later, mine was the second number (birth date) drawn in the new style draft lottery.
Lucky for me I was already planning to go into the Air Force, so I still got my all expenses paid dream trip to SEA. WooHoo!
 
I used to work at an airport and the girl behind the desk would always post the wining numbers in the break room. One day after the winning numbers were randomly selected, I bought a ticket and used the winning numbers. I showed it to her and asked her to verify the numbers for me.

She literally screamed when she saw the same numbers and told me I needed to claim my mega millions immediately. You should have seen her face when I threw the "winning ticket" into the trash and told her I don't want the money, I just like to play to see if I can guess the right numbers.....
 
Zeldman said:
I used to work at an airport and the girl behind the desk would always post the wining numbers in the break room. One day after the winning numbers were randomly selected, I bought a ticket and used the winning numbers. I showed it to her and asked her to verify the numbers for me.

She literally screamed when she saw the same numbers and told me I needed to claim my mega millions immediately. You should have seen her face when I threw the "winning ticket" into the trash and told her I don't want the money, I just like to play to see if I can guess the right numbers.....
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Wow, I think you could totally get some major tail out of the deal with that ploy!
 
Guy I worked with won big in Vegas. He called a local morning show and they put him on the air as he called HR and said he quit. Except that it was early and HR wasn't in yet so all they got was voice mail. I heard he sold his house and moved to Vegas. :rolleyes:
 
jkaduk said:
Guy I worked with won big in Vegas. He called a local morning show and they put him on the air as he called HR and said he quit. Except that it was early and HR wasn't in yet so all they got was voice mail. I heard he sold his house and moved to Vegas. :rolleyes:
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I would have won big in Reno if I'd placed the max side bet... instead of $350., I would have won $350k.
 
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jkaduk said:
Guy I worked with won big in Vegas. He called a local morning show and they put him on the air as he called HR and said he quit. Except that it was early and HR wasn't in yet so all they got was voice mail. I heard he sold his house and moved to Vegas. :rolleyes:
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Wouldn't that be a nice phone call to make ;)
 
I have an Aunt that was a Pit Boss in Vegas. A young Army guy came in, and hit things lucky. Got a room, and had about $240k on account.

The guy got up in the morning and went to the Porsche dealership. They called the casino, and were told he was good for the $125k car. By about 1600 that day the car was back at the dealership and he owed the casino $40k. Some people just need to learn to take the winnings, be humble, and go the hell home.

Tough lesson to learn the hard way.
 
It amazes me how many people have made some major cash by winning the lottery but a few years down the road are broke. Same with many pro athletes. There are idiots galore in this country. I just need to find a way to take advantage of them. Yeah, that sounds mean and selfish but I figure it might as well be me than some other dude. It's going to happen anyway. :cool:
 
Women are allowed to play the lottery? We live in exciting times... :)
 
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