Woman cited for swearing at her toilet

[JohnR]

You can't make this stuff up.

A West Scranton woman could face up to 90 days in jail and a fine of up to $300 for allegedly shouting profanities at an overflowing toilet while inside her Luzerne Street home.

“The toilet was overflowing and leaking down into the kitchen and I was yelling (for my daughter) to get the mop,” she said. “A guy is yelling, ‘Shut the f--- up,’ and I yelled back, ‘Mind your own business.’ ”

Her next-door neighbor, Patrick Gilman, a city police officer who was off-duty at the time, apparently had enough of Ms. Herb’s foul mouth and asked her to keep it down, police said. When Ms. Herb didn’t stop, he called the police.

Ah, life in the big city.

http://www.thetimes-tribune.com/site/news.cfm?newsid=18920981&BRD=2185&PAG=461&dept_id=415898&rfi=6

 

[flyersfan31]

"Mind your own motherf$%*$f$($ business, mothe@%@#F*&%)&@!"

That's what I'd say to the neighbor.

Or, maybe,

"Grab a F$&$)*#&ing plunger and help me the F#*@ out you nosy m$&#)$%&*#)er!"

But that's just me.