WMD found in Iraq...

There's no chin under Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer; too bad he never cries.


That's a pretty good story right there.
 
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A small cardboard shrine is dedicated to Norris at a U.S. military helicopter hub in Baghdad,

A rattlesnake once bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of agonizing pain, the snake died.
 
"Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter," reads one..."

HAHAHA

Does he also put the Fun in Funeral?
 
"WMD found in Iraq..."

Sounds like they found some more terrorists in Iraq.
 
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