HerrGruyere
Line Up and Wait
Regarding earlier sporadic seatbelt usage by some users: why? Why do people elect to not wear their seatbelt? Is it really that uncomfortable? Is reaching behind you to grab it too difficult? Are you just lazy? I don't get it. I buckle up before I even start the car. It's the first thing I do after I shut the door.
One time (this is a story about how I am a jerk), I was dating this girl. I noticed she would seldom wear her seatbelt, and I would comment on it all the time. She would just shrug it off. Well, I was starting to sound like a dad since I was lecturing her about how she could fly through a windshield or sue me if I crashed because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt (I dunno if that's even true). Genuinely, I kind of cared for her well-being even though I didn't like her much and she was just there for, well... Ahem... Anyway, we were riding around in my car one time and she was still refusing to wear her seatbelt. So, when she wasn't paying attention I decided to give the brakes a good, firm jab and change lanes aggressively. She slid forward and hit her head on the dash. I then gloated, "See, that's why you wear your seatbelt." From then on, she always wore it.
One time (this is a story about how I am a jerk), I was dating this girl. I noticed she would seldom wear her seatbelt, and I would comment on it all the time. She would just shrug it off. Well, I was starting to sound like a dad since I was lecturing her about how she could fly through a windshield or sue me if I crashed because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt (I dunno if that's even true). Genuinely, I kind of cared for her well-being even though I didn't like her much and she was just there for, well... Ahem... Anyway, we were riding around in my car one time and she was still refusing to wear her seatbelt. So, when she wasn't paying attention I decided to give the brakes a good, firm jab and change lanes aggressively. She slid forward and hit her head on the dash. I then gloated, "See, that's why you wear your seatbelt." From then on, she always wore it.
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