1) I could not care less about the rest of the world. I don't live there. Much of the rest of the world sucks.
2) The FAA can be very oppressive. And, come to find out, as a civil agency, they don't have to follow their own published rules. They can, and do, require pilots to surrender medicals based on who knows what. In fact, you also have no recourse for such actions.
Just went through a case like this with a pilot I work with. They pulled his medical for an unspecified time, even though the very rules they publish did not apply! And, he was told "tough XXXX", we are a "civil agency" "and we can do what we want" when his lawyer went after them. He was laid off, and his income stopped for a good long time. NO RECOURSE. That's the FAA.
Don't dismiss the occasional, incredible bureaucratic indifference of the FAA, just because it has not happened to you.
Let's look at this another way. The FAA is an arm of the executive branch of government, in other words, law enforcement. Yet, they also write the rules! That's a bit of a conflict, and from time to time people get caught up in the FAA's gears. This is analogous to your county sheriff writing and enforcing the law.