I just fly to impress the girls.
----- On Second date -----
Guy [Driving past the airport, which somehow was planned in to the route of travel...]
Guy "I've always wanted to fly in one of those little things"
Guy thinking [really really hoping that she responds with the below]
Girl "I've never been in one, they are so little"
Guy thinking [I'm gonna get laid tonight]
Guy "They arn't that little, want to go for a ride?"
Girl "How are we going to do that?"
Guy thinking [pulls out his plane keys, swerves three lanes of traffic, cuts off on coming traffic while making a left in to the airport parking lot]
Guy "These are the keys to that one, let's go fly over your house/work/parents, etc"
Girl "OK, but I'm nervous"
Guy thinking [70's p0rn music already playing in his head]