Why can't I own a Canadian?

[ScottM]

A funny Google suggestion

 

[JeffDG]

A funny Google suggestion

That all depends on the price you're willing to pay...there's no law against voluntary servitude!

 

[mantakos]

http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html
Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:
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Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
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-harry

 

[EdFred]

http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html
Dear Dr. Laura:
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:
...
Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
...
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-harry

So, where are the answers?

 

[vontresc]

So, where are the answers?

Isn't there a FAR that regulates this? Or is it just in the AIM...

 

[ScottM]

So, where are the answers?

Xenu removed them from Teegeeack when he set of the hydrogen bombs

 

[JeffDG]

I'm still waiting for a credible offer...

Please don't make me sing "O Canada" that's just not something that's at all pretty...

 

[steingar]

I don't know why you'd want to. They talk funny.

 

[ScottM]

I don't know why you'd want to. They talk funny.

They sure do. What's that all aboot anyways?

 

[JeffDG]

They sure do. What's that all aboot anyways?

It's cause we drink something called "beer" that's a wee bit stronger than the food colouring y'all use, eh!

 

[el con]

You can own one ,just buy a hockey team, well I guess then you'll have a whole bunch of them.

 

[JeffDG]

You can own one ,just buy a hockey team, well I guess then you'll have a whole bunch of them.

In the words of the great Canadian Stateman, Don Cherry, "Too many chicken Sweedes."

 

[ScottM]

It's cause we drink something called "beer" that's a wee bit stronger than the food colouring y'all use, eh!

Can't argue with that.

 

[Keith Lane]

I'll bet Billy Mays (RIP) would have gotten you a deal on one of those Canadians

But wait... There's more

 

[ScottM]

I'll bet Billy Mays (RIP) would have gotten you a deal on one of those Canadians

But wait... There's more

He probably would have had them making Chipoltaway in his garage.

 

[Let'sgoflying!]

You can't afford us.
No warrantee either - we might just turn 'mer-ikin!

 

[flyersfan31]

In the words of the great Canadian Stateman, Don Cherry, "Too many chicken Sweedes."

A thousand Swedes
Running through the weeds
Chased by one Norwegian.