Acrodustertoo
Ejection Handle Pulled
You clown!Nah, gives you a chance to go pee and get another beer or three ( if your wife/gf/mistress won't getcha one)..
Let's see, the average nfl game lasts for over three hours and fifteen minutes.
There are 4 quarters of 15:00 for a grand total of 60 minutes. During that hour, there is only around 12 minutes of actual football being played. That leaves three hours and three minutes during the average game of commercials, huddles, replays, penalty calls, penalty challenges, play challenges and useless time wasting. If you need to find more time that that to get a beer, you need to live closer to the fridge!