SixPapaCharlie
May the force be with you
- Joined
- Aug 8, 2013
- Messages
- 16,415
- Display Name
Display name:
Sixer
Was going to share a story about being a cook. I was a cook all through high school and college but then Realized those weren't the worst.
So about 8 years ago I was 30-ish and have my first kid on the way. I am working for a large company as "Sr. Manager of application development" cool title, corner office, looking right out at DFW airport.
We were having a layoff. I wasn't affected but I had to cut a guy (first time was hard) So I get to thinking, I am going to find a different gig. I got a kid on the way and we are having a layoff. Not good. I put my resume out and a couple days later, I get a call and it was the job to end all jobs.
Managing a development team converting 1000s of clinics from paper to electronic medical records. Small Startup with tons of growth potential. I interview and the CEO paints a picture far too good to be true. He goes on and on about his ideas, plans, clients, cashflow, spewes unheard of benefits to me. Interview was amazing. This guy could sell snow to Eskimos. The interview went really well. And he wanted to hire me. I said "Let me interview with the developers first. I would like to meet my team"
The next day I go into a board room and 5 or 6 developers are there and they are all a little Fresh out of college looking but I asses their technical prowess as best I can and then I ask straight out "Is this guy legit?" they seem to agree that he has this great plan and he is an amazing leader, all good news. They leave, CEO comes in, makes me an offer. First time anyone offered me six figures. I hesitated and he saw so he goes "Ya know what. I don't normally do this but I can tell you might be having second thoughts. We are a very small company and our insurance is pretty steep. I really want you and just to show you, I am going to pick up the cost of your health insurance.
"Alright I'm in" I said. He painted this great picture an I am about to have a baby and it is going to cost me nothing
Day 1:
I come in and call in the development team for a meeting and they don't look all that chipper.
One of them closes the door. They were quiet and looking at one another for a bit then one starts
"Um sir, so there is something you need to know.
There was no real way to communicate this when you were interviewing with us. "
WTF?
"So um bob (fake CEO name) kinda says a lot of things but they are not all really true.
He talks about these big plans but none of it is real"
SERIOUSLY WTF?
"He will get a project going and just when it is ready for delivery, he will just up and decide to cancel it. "
Another one chimes in
"Between you and us, he is sort of bat$h!t crazy"
The 2nd week I was there, My computer went missing during lunch. I asked a developer. "Do you know anything about my computer?
"So there was a hiccup on the server and it went down for about an hour. Bob thinks maybe you caused it.
He said he wanted to make sure you were not a spy sent over from EDS to steal his secrets.
He has been on your computer and took it into his office to look at it"
I took an extended lunch break so he could get my computer back where it belongs. I came back and everything was "normal"
Bob must have felt guilty or something because out of the blue, he "rewards" my efforts with a new flat panel TV.
Total bizarro world. I was there 9 months, the whole time looking for another gig and sometimes we would randomly find keyloggers on our PCs
Bob did weird things.
One day my team was working on a project and he comes in (in hindsight I am thinking coked up) he says "I will give each of you 5000 if you finish this project by the end of the week."
There were like 2 months left on the project. This was just a totally looney suggestion.
Bob thought highly of himself:
One day he went on vacation and he actually said "I want you to think of me like Jesus. While I am away work like I am here with you and if you have an issue ask yourself: What would Bob do?"
He would randomly fire people for no reason but he was sort of a wimp. If his office door was closed we knew someone was getting fired. But his wife was sort of unofficially employed by the company and her job was to fire people so he wouldn't have to have face to face conflict.
Was by far the worst job I ever had. He paid me well especially for only being 30, and I just finished watching a show on the TV he gave me. He has since gone out of business and started another company in Austin Texas.
Biggest take away is what everyone knows. If it seems too good to be true, it prob..... No, if it seems too good to be true, get up and leave.
I secretly hope to see Bobs resume come across my desk one day just so I can interview him.
What was the worst gig you ever had?
So about 8 years ago I was 30-ish and have my first kid on the way. I am working for a large company as "Sr. Manager of application development" cool title, corner office, looking right out at DFW airport.
We were having a layoff. I wasn't affected but I had to cut a guy (first time was hard) So I get to thinking, I am going to find a different gig. I got a kid on the way and we are having a layoff. Not good. I put my resume out and a couple days later, I get a call and it was the job to end all jobs.
Managing a development team converting 1000s of clinics from paper to electronic medical records. Small Startup with tons of growth potential. I interview and the CEO paints a picture far too good to be true. He goes on and on about his ideas, plans, clients, cashflow, spewes unheard of benefits to me. Interview was amazing. This guy could sell snow to Eskimos. The interview went really well. And he wanted to hire me. I said "Let me interview with the developers first. I would like to meet my team"
The next day I go into a board room and 5 or 6 developers are there and they are all a little Fresh out of college looking but I asses their technical prowess as best I can and then I ask straight out "Is this guy legit?" they seem to agree that he has this great plan and he is an amazing leader, all good news. They leave, CEO comes in, makes me an offer. First time anyone offered me six figures. I hesitated and he saw so he goes "Ya know what. I don't normally do this but I can tell you might be having second thoughts. We are a very small company and our insurance is pretty steep. I really want you and just to show you, I am going to pick up the cost of your health insurance.
"Alright I'm in" I said. He painted this great picture an I am about to have a baby and it is going to cost me nothing
Day 1:
I come in and call in the development team for a meeting and they don't look all that chipper.
One of them closes the door. They were quiet and looking at one another for a bit then one starts
"Um sir, so there is something you need to know.
There was no real way to communicate this when you were interviewing with us. "
WTF?
"So um bob (fake CEO name) kinda says a lot of things but they are not all really true.
He talks about these big plans but none of it is real"
SERIOUSLY WTF?
"He will get a project going and just when it is ready for delivery, he will just up and decide to cancel it. "
Another one chimes in
"Between you and us, he is sort of bat$h!t crazy"
The 2nd week I was there, My computer went missing during lunch. I asked a developer. "Do you know anything about my computer?
"So there was a hiccup on the server and it went down for about an hour. Bob thinks maybe you caused it.
He said he wanted to make sure you were not a spy sent over from EDS to steal his secrets.
He has been on your computer and took it into his office to look at it"
I took an extended lunch break so he could get my computer back where it belongs. I came back and everything was "normal"
Bob must have felt guilty or something because out of the blue, he "rewards" my efforts with a new flat panel TV.
Total bizarro world. I was there 9 months, the whole time looking for another gig and sometimes we would randomly find keyloggers on our PCs
Bob did weird things.
One day my team was working on a project and he comes in (in hindsight I am thinking coked up) he says "I will give each of you 5000 if you finish this project by the end of the week."
There were like 2 months left on the project. This was just a totally looney suggestion.
Bob thought highly of himself:
One day he went on vacation and he actually said "I want you to think of me like Jesus. While I am away work like I am here with you and if you have an issue ask yourself: What would Bob do?"
He would randomly fire people for no reason but he was sort of a wimp. If his office door was closed we knew someone was getting fired. But his wife was sort of unofficially employed by the company and her job was to fire people so he wouldn't have to have face to face conflict.
Was by far the worst job I ever had. He paid me well especially for only being 30, and I just finished watching a show on the TV he gave me. He has since gone out of business and started another company in Austin Texas.
Biggest take away is what everyone knows. If it seems too good to be true, it prob..... No, if it seems too good to be true, get up and leave.
I secretly hope to see Bobs resume come across my desk one day just so I can interview him.
What was the worst gig you ever had?
Last edited: