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Snorting his way across the USA
I found an old pager a few months back; think I'll clip it onto my belt and see if anyone knows what it is...
He just simply doesn't want to be bothered with all the bull$!!! that come with a smart phone.
I can't wait till i can launch this iPhone 6 into the river. Worst invention ever. Of course i can turn it off and mute it etc but with it I feel like i'm never out of the office.
It's like... I'm standing in the lunch line right, and there is a guy with a big 2000's era flip phone in a belt case! WTF????
I felt like asking him if he drove a Delorean.
He just simply doesn't want to be bothered with all the bull$!!! that come with a smart phone.
I view things a little differently. I'd rather answer a call or reply to a short email while drinking a pint of Guinness at the pub and working a hottie rather than hanging out at the office waiting for a call or email. My little Motorola Razor flip phone never allowed me to do that. My Iphone on the other hand, has been a game changer.
I only do company work on company time, not my own.
I found an old pager a few months back; think I'll clip it onto my belt and see if anyone knows what it is...
Whenever some of my douchebag coworkers decide to harass me about my flip phone, I simply ask them: "Why is your smarty-pants phone plugged in on your desk every day? Doesn't the battery last you a whole week??" They usually shut their stupid mouth at that point.
For me there is little division between the two.
It's like... I'm standing in the lunch line right, and there is a guy with a big 2000's era flip phone in a belt case! WTF????
I felt like asking him if he drove a Delorean.
About a week ago, I saw the coolest thing I've ever seen a smart phone do.
I was north bound on Highway 20 in Oak Harbor and stopped at the light at Barington and 20, I'm in the right hand land and a big full dresser M/C was pulling up beside me in the left lane, when we both heard the screeching of tires, the M/C rider was quickand did a left turn into the left turn land, stopped and put down the kick stand and got off the bike and walked back to see a young lady texting on her phone, he taps the window, she rolls it down. He reaches in and grabs her phone and throws it on the drug store roof next to us. He simply gets back on his bike and ride away, the light is green by now.
I'm thinking "way to go dude" she dammed near killed ya, bet she won't text for a while.
I bet smartphones fly better when thrown than would an old-style flip-phone. Better aerodynamics.I have so wanted to do that...
What are you, like 16 years old, like, right?!?
What are you, like 16 years old, like, right?!?
Hate on me if you wish. but I am in California. That's how we roll. Just sayin'
I bet smartphones fly better when thrown than would an old-style flip-phone. Better aerodynamics.
Hate on me if you wish. but I am in California. That's how we roll. Just sayin'
Guy called me last week, said he was in an auto accident where a woman made a lane change right into the side of his car. He told me she was talking on a handheld phone (illegal while driving in that state). I asked him how he knew she was on the phone. He said when he walked up to her door he heard her say into her phone, "Oh, guess I better go. I've just been in an accident. Bye!"
I bet smartphones fly better when thrown than would an old-style flip-phone. Better aerodynamics.
Barf me out, like totally!