I wouldnt carry any of that crap thats required if it wasn’t…..required lol. In reality if you crash they will either be on you within a couple hours (if you have a PLB or 406ELT) or you will have been dead on impact or just after and never get to use any of your camping/dirty harry cosplay equipment either way.
Maybe. Several instances of people getting the plane down broken but safe and being in good comms but with weather keeping help from getting too them for a couple days. Does seem like a long list but if I flew remotely most of it makes sense.
Does anyone ever get ramp checked for survival gear up there?