Example of a bad briefing/initial start:
Thanks for joining me today on our flight from Sarasota to Key West in our Piper Cherokee. Before I start the plane up just wanted to make sure I go through a few pieces of information with you:
Seat belts: Make sure they are buckled at all times. While it probably won't matter for us two up front, it might for those of you in the back that survive a crash.
Exit door: There's one. It's on the passenger side and they have to open it and get out first for the rear passengers to exit easily. So rear passengers, if you survive a crash and we don't, well you're probably screwed anyway. Those seat belts don't seem so important now do they?
Ok, great, all set for engine start? Excellent...let me just break out the emergency procedures for an engine fire on startup, you know, just in case. Gotta be prepared.
<starts engine>
No fire this time..great!
Let get our clearance and we'll get going. <gets clearance>
Ok, so here's the route we're going to the runway, this HS area is a hotspot. It's typically a less than safe area at an airport, so be on the lookout for any other planes. Wouldn't want to crash before we take off.
<taxi to runway>
Alrightly, we're here at the runway gonna do a runup and make sure the engine doesn't blow up before we blast off. Oh and while I'm on the subject of that, in case that happens when we takeoff, we'll try to stop the plane if we have not taken off. If we have we'll set it back down if there's enough usable runway in front of us. If we've run out of usable runway we'll be landing straight ahead, which in our case will be the ocean or a golf course...FORE!
If we manage to make it to 1000+ feet and the engine fails, we'll try a turn back to the field or if that turns out to be unsafe, we'll head out to sea.
Ready to go still? Yeah? Wow..you guys are die hard...ok..let me also break out my engine fire in the air checklist, electrical failure, restart procedures, wasp in the cockpit and frequency checklist.
Tower Bugsmasher XXX ready for blast off runway XX...Yeeeeehaaaa