My best story of that was the guy who moved here from Boston where the snow doesn't melt. He got all saucy about getting into 4-wheeling and bought a Jeep and was like a little kid in a candy store, taking it off-roading and what-not...
The first Denver winter rolls around and he parks it on top of a mountain of snow the parking lot plows made at work. Oooh, look at my awesome Jeep skills... LOL...
We all got a chuckle when he came inside around 5:30 PM asking if anyone had a tow-strap, because the mountain of snow had melted and his Jeep was nice an high-centered where it kept the center of the pile from melting. His black tires got nice and warm and melted perfect indentations into the pile too.
Then we all got to harass him for the lack of 4WD prowess of his Jeep, and ask him if he thought the boss's 20 year old front wheel drive Honda Accord could pull him out from the dry pavement a few feet away, if only the boss had a tow strap...
(One of our manufacturing guys had mercy on him and pulled him out with a Dodge Dakota in 2WD. LOL...)