We've been replaced!

[steingar]

Men, that is. We now have test tube sperm...

 

[AdamZ]

I'll tell ya what when a test tube can Fix the dishwasher, clear the drive way of 18 inches of snow, Re install a fallen downspout, Install a Ceiling Fan, replace a toilet, and faucet and maintain a car then perhaps we can say we've been replaced AND NO I'M NOT SAYING A WOMAN CAN'T DO THAT!

 

[rpadula]

 

[rpadula]

I'll tell ya what when a test tube can Fix the dishwasher, clear the drive way of 18 inches of snow, Re install a fallen downspout, Install a Ceiling Fan, replace a toilet, and faucet and maintain a car then perhaps we can say we've been replaced AND NO I'M NOT SAYING A WOMAN CAN'T DO THAT!

Anthony, have you taken over Adam's computer keyboard???

 

[Gary F]

Hopefully not too controversial for this forum.

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/opinion/books/nature_vs_neuter_T39eg8qogTgxMuF4Dmwf0O

 

[EdFred]

Who's gonna kill the spiders?

 

[Ted]

I'll tell ya what when a test tube can Fix the dishwasher, clear the drive way of 18 inches of snow, Re install a fallen downspout, Install a Ceiling Fan, replace a toilet, and faucet and maintain a car then perhaps we can say we've been replaced AND NO I'M NOT SAYING A WOMAN CAN'T DO THAT!

Well crap...

1) I've been fighting with installing the dishwasher for 3 days and failing (it would help if I bought the right fittings at Lowes)
2) I don't clear snow. I wait for Spring, and use 4x4 in the meantime
3) My downspouts don't fall
4) Well, I've done 7 lighting fixtures in the past few weeks
5) My toilets don't break
6) My faucets don't break, either
7) Well, I do keep the noisemakers making noise

That's 2 out of the 7. And Laurie's a better pilot than me. I'm doomed...

 

[AuntPeggy]

Well crap...

1) I've been fighting with installing the dishwasher for 3 days and failing (it would help if I bought the right fittings at Lowes)
2) I don't clear snow. I wait for Spring, and use 4x4 in the meantime
3) My downspouts don't fall
4) Well, I've done 7 lighting fixtures in the past few weeks
5) My toilets don't break
6) My faucets don't break, either
7) Well, I do keep the noisemakers making noise

That's 2 out of the 7. And Laurie's a better pilot than me. I'm doomed...

1) I've installed 3 dishwashers.
2) I grab a shovel and clear the snow off the driveway.
3) Hired someone to replace the gutters and downspouts.
4) Replaced a number of lighting fixtures and fans. Countless light bulbs, too.
5) Replaced 2 toilets. Planning to do 2 more shortly.
6) Fixed or replaced faucets.
7) Get someone to fix the car.

 

[EdFred]

I see someone's humor detector is broken.

 

[Ghery]

Who's gonna kill the spiders?

Not my son, that's for sure. My wife or I have to do it.

 

[SkyHog]

Who's gonna manage employees?

 

[Trapper John]

Who's gonna manage employees?

Typically, whoever is least qualified and least able to do it.