Most of my passengers pee during departure. Me? I’m finally used to my departures....
My passengers pee during landing.
Most of my passengers pee during departure. Me? I’m finally used to my departures....
Shorter hops or faster airplane to fix that?My passengers pee during landing.
Shorter hops or faster airplane to fix that?
I kiss the cowl on my plane and thank her for not killing me. On commercial flights I always drink tomato juice either plain or in a Bloody Mary.
Since I learned to fly in the mid 60's, I've worn a lanyard. In it I have my pilot's cert, my medical, my drivers license, some cash, and a credit card. This was so if something went horribly wrong they could identify the body, or at least eat/sleep/rent a car, but also I was flying floats in those days and it was not unknown for a plane to sink gracefully beneath the waves. Sometimes faster than you could collect your gear.
I'm OCD about landings. They must equal the number of takeoffs I make.
You must be a great pilot. I average 1-2 landings per takeoff depending on the winds
See, that's why I keep all of that stuff in my wallet, and I keep my wallet in my pocket! Who puts their wallet in a flight bag on the back seat anyway? Or do you carry your flight bag into the restaurant to eat breakfast???
No cheating. The 2 for 1 doesn't count for night currency!Sounds very efficient for maintaining currency....
You must be a great pilot. I average 1-2 landings per takeoff depending on the winds
See, that's why I keep all of that stuff in my wallet, and I keep my wallet in my pocket! Who puts their wallet in a flight bag on the back seat anyway? Or do you carry your flight bag into the restaurant to eat breakfast???
I used to put my wallet in my flight bag during flight because I normally put my wallet in my rear pocket. My butt would get sore on long flights. My dear wife, after hearing me complain one too many times, bought me one of these: https://www.rogue-industries.com/products/bison-leather-with-walletguard?variant=247270056. Life is good.
The first thing I thought of when I read their website was... They have bison in Maine?
I have a really, really weird habit. I spend a significant fraction of my income to fly airplanes.
The word "fraction" implies there's room for improvement in this performance metric.
As long as it can be expressed by a fraction, it's a rational number. And there's the argument you need if the budget comes up...How about “I spend 5/4 of my income on flying?”
Even rational numbers can be irrational.As long as it can be expressed by a fraction, it's a rational number. And there's the argument you need if the budget comes up...