Wacky similies

[AggieMike88]

 

[AggieMike88]

(stealing this one from Wayne Bower)

All that glitters ain't glitz. And all that titters aint...

 

[SCCutler]

Here's one I use, and I think I made it up (as you'll see):

"He's so lost, he couldn't buy a clue with a gift certificate to Clues-R-Us and carfare to get him there."

 

[mikea]

Reminds of the joke "I don't have to outrun the bear. I just have to outrun YOU."

 

[Kelvin]

Useless as tits on a boar hog...

Grinning like a possum in persimmon tree

Is a pigs *us*y pork?

 

[ausrere]

Third base ego with a first base mind.

 

[Howard Wilson]

Hotter than a two dollar pistol.

 

[AggieMike88]

I got sent this fridge magnet as a birthday gift. But I wonder if is a subtle message here....