W&B and obstinate pax

jesse said:
30 seconds? I'd guess more like five.
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Oh my...:confused::confused::confused::confused:

Reading this post is like watching a combination of the Jerry Springer, Dr Phil and Dr Drew show.... All at once.:idea::idea::idea::idea:.

I am waiting for the supreme intervention by all of his good friends so he can get into rehab.:yesnod::yesnod::dunno:.

Assuming he actually has any friends.:no::no::yikes:

ben.
 
N801BH said:
Oh my...:confused::confused::confused::confused:

Reading this post is like watching a combination of the Jerry Springer, Dr Phil and Dr Drew show.... All at once.:idea::idea::idea::idea:.

I am waiting for the supreme intervention by all of his good friends so he can get into rehab.:yesnod::yesnod::dunno:.

Assuming he actually has any friends.:no::no::yikes:

ben.
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I guess I am his friend? Though I've never met him.

This thread is the best thing to happen since sliced bread.

I get to find out all I need to know before my trip to Michigan.
 
Have we taken bets yet on finding out whether or not Kim is actually this guy:
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"Kimberly" sent me some pics. Here is one. "She" swears it is a recent pic.
 

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AdamZ said:
Ok so I have a question.

would it make a difference if the person who wouldn't give you their weight is flying in a plane that is taking off from a treadmill? Further how would flying a heavy person off of a treadmill affect the Take off distance to clear a 50' obstical such as the pine trees at the end of 24?:stirpot:
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Oh shut up!
 
Good grief!! I go on vacation for a couple o' days and this is what happens?

I can't believe I just read all 15 pages of this. :eek:

P.S. Richard and Nick: you owe me a large bottle of eye bleach! :vomit:
 
Nice package, but I'll bet he's firing blanks.
 
Bah, I met Man-Faye in person (in fact before I knew who he was). That fat guy above is nothing.
 
That is a visual representation of the left side of the bell curve. Just in case you were wondering.
 
Henning:

This guy is cuter.

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I have horrible arachnophobia (one time I called my parents in NW PA from FL because there was a spider on my ceiling and they needed to do something to get it off), but these guys are so darn cute.
 
After coming back from vacation and reading 381 posts, I need to do some work. I'm afraid to subscribe to this thread.
 
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Mandy said:
Henning:

This guy is cuter.

eye-macros-jumping-spider2.jpg


I have horrible arachnophobia (one time I called my parents in NW PA from FL because there was a spider on my ceiling and they needed to do something to get it off), but these guys are so darn cute.
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That is cute, something you'd expect in Star Wars...
 
Mandy said:
Henning:

This guy is cuter.

eye-macros-jumping-spider2.jpg


I have horrible arachnophobia (one time I called my parents in NW PA from FL because there was a spider on my ceiling and they needed to do something to get it off), but these guys are so darn cute.
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There is NOTHING cute about that monster.

I have done the same thing, seen a bug, freaked out, called someone on the phone (OK not my parents, it was a guy) and screamed.
 
OK, Mandy, what kind of little spider is that? One of the cool things about spiders is that they have 8 eyes... imagine how the world must look to them....
 
Jeanie said:
OK, Mandy, what kind of little spider is that? One of the cool things about spiders is that they have 8 eyes... imagine how the world must look to them....
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Jumping Spider.
 
Jeanie said:
OK, Mandy, what kind of little spider is that? One of the cool things about spiders is that they have 8 eyes... imagine how the world must look to them....
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Especially during skirt season....
 
kimberlyanne546 said:
You had better not be serious. Next thing I know you will say he not only jumps, but also spits deadly venom in my eyes!

I hate spiders.
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Careful, it can jump and spit.... From Your COMPUTER SCREEN!!!!:hairraise::hairraise::hairraise::rofl:

It's just a fuzy spider, they tickle when they crawl on you.

It's the little ones that suck, I woke up to one crawling on my ear drum... that was loud...
 
Henning said:
Careful, it can jump and spit.... From Your COMPUTER SCREEN!!!!:hairraise::hairraise::hairraise::rofl:

It's just a fuzy spider, they tickle when they crawl on you.

It's the little ones that suck, I woke up to one crawling on my ear drum... that was loud...
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DUDE if you are even suggesting that one can / will crawl in my ear that sucks.

Funny though I found a lady bug in my plane and picked it up and let it crawl around on my hand, and a lizard underneath my airplane's tire who would run from one tire to the next and I could not get him to leave (didn't want to run over him). I will also pick up rolly polly bugs, lady bugs, and can kill ants by hand. Not sure why spiders are soooo creepy.

Oh and I removed a tick from my own neck. Kinda gross but not scary.
 
kimberlyanne546 said:
You had better not be serious. Next thing I know you will say he not only jumps, but also spits deadly venom in my eyes!

I hate spiders.
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I'm pretty sure a tongue is required for spitting capability.
 
kimberlyanne546 said:
DUDE if you are even suggesting that one can / will crawl in my ear that sucks.

Funny though I found a lady bug in my plane and picked it up and let it crawl around on my hand, and a lizard underneath my airplane's tire who would run from one tire to the next and I could not get him to leave (didn't want to run over him). I will also pick up rolly polly bugs, lady bugs, and can kill ants by hand. Not sure why spiders are soooo creepy.

Oh and I removed a tick from my own neck. Kinda gross but not scary.
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I was living in SF at the time, I don't know how you can be scared of them living there, there are so many, and the deady little ones too, not just the friendly big fuzzy ones. Yeah, I woke up to a platoon marching inside my brain, bit me a few times before I poured alcohol in on him and flushed him out...
 
EdFred said:
Jumping Spider.
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So, if you are carrying a big load of jumping spiders and you are over gross, can you stay under gross by banging on the cage with a stick so at least half of them are jumping up at any given time?
 
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