My brother doesn’t tuck his shirt in either,,,,,, but that’s because he’s try to hide his large gut, he’s 60 too.
The problem is, an untucked shirt typically accentuates a large gut...not disguises it. It also makes one look like they purchased their shirt from a tent and awning mfgr.
He tells me every man needs a shed over his tools. I told him not much use when you can’t reach the said needed tools.
Reminds me of an old joke...
Bob and Rick were at their 25 year high school class reunion. They happen to find themselves walking into the toilet together. Bob couldn't help but to notice how many pounds Rick had gained since their high school days. He had an enormous gut.
They bellied up to adjacent urinals and chatted while getting rid of some rented beer.
Finally Bob can't handle any more and spouts off, "dude, how much freakin' weight have you gained since high school? You look like s***!"
"I don't know" Rick replies, "quite a bit, I just gave up and quit weighing myself."
"How long has it been since you've seen your pecker?" Bob asks.
"I don't know," Rick replies, "it's been a long time."
"Why don't you diet?" Bob asks.
"I don't know," Rick replies, "what color is it now?"