United in the news again again again.

Everybody's lookin' for a payoff now... thanks to how they handled the first one.
 
"She filled two cups with the help of her husband"

So does that mean he switched out the cups, or did he drain the snake into the second cup?

Better hope it wasn't too bumpy when the flight attendants were picking up all remaining service items. ICK!
 
Huh?

"United says it happened while the plane was already descending – when passengers must be seated with seatbelts fastened, per federal rules."
vs.
"They started doing drink service, and other people getting up at this point," she said — including a first-class passenger, Harper notes.

United starts their drink service during the descend??


Reminds me when I used to fly from Dhahran (Saudi Arabia) to Bahrain. Distance 30 miles. So Saudia will do beverage service & peanuts while you're still on the ground, come around, clean up, have everybody go to the bathroom, pray, and then only do they take off... and land 7 minutes later.
 
I started to go look up the links for the guy who took a dump on a drink cart a number of years ago, but then realized... why?

Some small percentage of people act like azz-hats on commercial airliners. Now some of them think they can find excuses to get paid to do it.
 
Reminds me when I used to fly from Dhahran (Saudi Arabia) to Bahrain. Distance 30 miles. So Saudia will do beverage service & peanuts while you're still on the ground, come around, clean up, have everybody go to the bathroom, pray, and then only do they take off... and land 7 minutes later.

Sounds like the peanuts weren't the only nuts on those flights.
 
Hey, when I was a kid on long car trips my dad made us pee in a pop can. NO STOPPING!
 
I had a passenger in a C-207 fill up two barf bags with pee on a flight.

He actually carried the bags off and deposited them in a dumpster.
 
Everybody's lookin' for a payoff now... thanks to how they handled the first one.

Exactly, ever since United dragged that guy off (I won't get into that, but if the police say "Sir, get off the plane", guess what? You get your ass off the plane if you don't want dragged off). It seems like every day there is some other kind of nonsense on some commercial fight. " The flight attendant was so rude, she forced me to put on my seat belt and I didn't wanna!!" Granted, there are certainly some less than pleasant flight attendants out there but people have gone mad. And as for the original post, this lady probably should have taken a leak before the final approach or just waited. If she has an "overactive bladder" maybe she should have taken that into consideration. But of course, evil airline... should have said...."Approach, this is United 12345, we have a passenger that has to pee, so if we could abandon our approach and you could put us in a hold above 10,000 that would be great."
 
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