SAO PAULO --
A United Airlines pilot was briefly detained at the international airport in Rio de Janeiro after lowering his pants during a security screening, police said Saturday.
Pilot Michael D. Slynn, 49, was asked to remove his belt and shoes as part of a routine security screening Friday afternoon. In response, Slynn laughed at security guards and lowered his pants to his ankles, ...
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You know they just didn't appreciate the humor in the absurdity of thoroughly searching the pilot for weapons he might use to forcefully take over and assume control of the plane.