Two United Planes Ignore Pauli Exclusion Principle

I am awestruck by the brilliant journalism here ...

"No injuries were reported and officials at O'Hare said the incident is not affecting air travel general air travel, though the flights involving the two aircraft are affected."
 
They ignored the pauli exclusion principle because they were both rightside up? o_O:dunno:
 
What did they think was going to happen with 2 planes on the TARMAC????
Did they check for injuries at the nearby schools?
 
The Pauli Exclusion principle only applies to fermions (particles with half integer spin). These planes were on the ground and weren't in any sort of spin- they have to be stalled to spin, and you can't stall a plane on the ground. Therefore, the Pauli exclusion principle doesn't apply.:goofy::idea::loco:
 
Two solid objects can’t occupy the same space at the same time.
 
Is that kind of like Bernoulli’s Principle?
 
well, today is wednesday and we all know that wednesday is bernoulli spaghetti day. ;)
 
ATC: "Quantum 123, confirm spin up."
123: "Confirmed, we're spin up, 123."
ATC: "Quantum 456, confirm spin down."
456: "Affirmative, spin down, 456."
ATC: Quantum 123, you're cleared for takeoff runway 16, break, Quantum 456, you're cleared for takeoff runway 16."
 
The Pauli Exclusion principle only applies to fermions (particles with half integer spin). These planes were on the ground and weren't in any sort of spin- they have to be stalled to spin, and you can't stall a plane on the ground. Therefore, the Pauli exclusion principle doesn't apply.:goofy::idea::loco:

Besides, they're piloted by BOSONS. :D


Thank you, thank you, we'll be here all week!
 
According to the article, “Both planes sustained left wing damage.” Did one of the planes back into its gate?
 
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According to the article, “Both planes sustained left wing damage.” Did one of the planes back into its gate?
Think about it again. They often push back and pull them out of the hole. Very tight at some of O’Hare gates.
 
What did they think was going to happen with 2 planes on the TARMAC????
Did they check for injuries at the nearby schools?

I heard a bus full of nuns got in a fender bender three states over, and theiyre checking for a correlation now...
 
But, were they on a flight plan???
 
Besides, they're piloted by BOSONS. :D


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What did they think was going to happen with 2 planes on the TARMAC????
Did they check for injuries at the nearby schools?

The newsies love to use the word "tarmac" as if it is a place on an airport. They prove once again that they have no idea what they are reporting on, but want you to think they are experts and you should listen to them.
 
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