nddons
Touchdown! Greaser!
A TSO'd fortune cookie would add thousands to the sticker price of the aircraft so I suspect Cirrus decided against it. Cirrus research and design costs for said TSO'd fortune cookie probably would far exceed the return on investment (ROI).
A non-TSO'd fortune cookie would be a FOD hazard around aircraft. It could also void any warranty and attract FAA inspectors for ramp checks.
David
Plus the cost of about $15,000 to repack the fortune into a different cookie.