Things you never want to hear...

[onwards]

"Cessna XYZ, do you see the f16 at your 3 o'clock ???"

Or in my case on my first xc solo... "Cessna 12345, you may want to revise course" followed by "Cessna 12345, do you see the C4 rising into your 12 o'clock right about now? that's why"

 

[Artimas]

Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

 

[Matthew]

Those aren't pillows!

 

[Hank S]

African or European?

(clip-clop! clip-clop!)

 

[jpower]

Those aren't pillows!