things that should be ice cream flavors, but aren't

Coors beer
Chuck Norris pubic hair
Used hypodermic needle
WD-40
Cat hair
 
Liverwurst and onions
Burnt brake lining
Stink bug
Mens room at 9:38am
 
LPS 2
wash wax all
 
Corrosion-X.
 
Carburetor cleaner
Marvel Mystery Oil
5606
 
I nominate Pickle Juice and Mustard.

I'd say Garlic as well - but that's been done already. You can sample some in Gilroy, CA (The Garlic Capital of the World)!

Dave

That is why mirrors are not manufactured there.
 
I nominate Pickle Juice and Mustard.

I'd say Garlic as well - but that's been done already. You can sample some in Gilroy, CA (The Garlic Capital of the World)!

Dave

The best pickles are Wickles Pickles, made right herenin Dadeville, AL, just a few minutes down the road. Sorta sweet, sorta spicy. Great alone and in sammiches.

Gotta believe Wickles would make great ice cream!
 
I don’t know why any of those flavors are necessary...you can put ANYTHING on vanilla.
 
This is the craziest party that could ever be,
dont' turn on the lights, cause I don't wanna see.
 
Squirrel Pate (yes, I've made it, it's very good, and would make a wonderful gelato)
Bromine
Chocolate Wind Shear
Rocky the Rhodes Scholar
Colonoscopy Prep
Nut Juice Surprise (made w/ almond milk for lactose intolerant folks)
Buffalo Wing Sauce
Chunks of Monkey
Blown Chow
 
Napalm
Snot
Whatever perfume Margurita was wearing that night in 1972; must be unusual, 'cause I rarely get a whiff of it, but last time was in an elevator in DC, and it snatched me back over the decades, remembering her touch, her lips parting just so, hestitating, then committing, how warm she was through the summer dress, the soft sounds, looking into each other's eyes like. . .

WTF, this was about ice cream, right?
 
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Onion rings
Barnacle ice cream would have a nice crunch!
 
Hoppe's #9

They make a car air freshener in that... They should make some icecream, too.
 
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