Subway Snobs
You're in line for a quick sandwich on your limited lunch break. Now, how hard is it? Tell the nice person what bread you want, what size, what meat, and what to put on it.
Every now and then you have someone who is so damn particular. 6 pepperoni slices UNDER the ham, warm the chicken breast buy itself but not anything else. Then proceeds to have a 200 combination request on the condiments - each one "light", "extra heavy", "one pass of vinegar", "spicy mustard on the bread portion, light", etc. Then they need it cut into various pieces worthy of a college geometry final.
The combinations I observe are bizarre - they can't possibly taste good. I swear some people just like to feel better about themselves by having complete control over a poor 16 year old behind the counter who just wants to make it though the day.