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I'm going to play good golf tomorrow
 
Chrysler lug nuts . . ..

Well, half of them.
 
Rene said:
Chrysler lug nuts . . ..

Well, half of them.
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Back in my youth I actually tried to change a tire on an old Plymouth that had those. Not knowing what I was doing, I tightened the living crap out of a wheel and finally realized what the deal was.

This ranks right up there with putting the horn button at the end of the turn signal stalk on some old Fords. Experienced that the hard way, also when I borrowed my boss’s truck and had to blow the horn at somebody.
 
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Rene said:
Chrysler lug nuts . . ..

Well, half of them.
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Been there, done that. Tried to change a tire on a '68 Dart and broke one off before I figured out what was going on.
 
Piperonca said:
Back in my youth I actually tried to change a tire on an old Plymouth that had those. Not knowing what I was doing, I tightened the living crap out of a wheel and finally realized what the deal was.

This ranks right up there with putting the horn button at the end of the turn signal stalk on some old Fords. Experienced that the hard way, also when I borrowed my boss’s truck and had to blow the horn at somebody.
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I had a 65 mustang. The day I bought it, I drove it home from Coffeyville KS to Dallas.
I didn't know what this little doohickey was on the floorboard by my left foot but it was very satisfying to tap it as it made a nice clicking sound.
For 5 hours, I was flashing my headlights to the beat of the music.
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
I had a 65 mustang. The day I bought it, I drove it home from Coffeyville KS to Dallas.
I didn't know what this little doohickey was on the floorboard by my left foot but it was very satisfying to tap it as it made a nice clicking sound.
For 5 hours, I was flashing my headlights to the beat of the music.
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Now THAT's funny :rofl:

Did you have your underwear on the right direction at least?
 
Don’t worry. This won’t hurt
 
I’m laying birdie in the middle of the fairway on a par 5 after my tee shot

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Half Fast said:
I’ve been so depressed the last few days that I just stay at home, drinking hot cocoa, eating cookies, and coloring in my coloring books.
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Hot Cocoa with Bailey's is awful.
 
SixPapaCharlie said:
I had a 65 mustang. The day I bought it, I drove it home from Coffeyville KS to Dallas.
I didn't know what this little doohickey was on the floorboard by my left foot but it was very satisfying to tap it as it made a nice clicking sound.
For 5 hours, I was flashing my headlights to the beat of the music.
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Van Halen Hot for teacher? Giving everyone seizures
 
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