The Most Interesting Pilot in the World...

He was Chuck Norris' First Officer....
 
He can start his J3 Cub from inside the cockpit using only his johnson, and on Tuesdays, he solos from the front seat.
 
I took some of the better ones and published them in our state pilots' newsletter. got more feedback (all positive) on that than anything else in years!
 
denverpilot said:
I'm surprised their parents haven't intervened yet.
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No you silly - the balls that they keep hidden behind the counter where you rent your shoes. You have to know about them and ask for them special. They weigh like 3 pounds and have holes in them too small for my fingers so I throw them overhand and watch them bounce. I don't do that anymore since it usually gets me in trouble with management.

What's funny is I get 7 or more pins down every time I bowl this way so it is "good" for my game.
 
They store the children behind the counter? I'm calling Child Protective Services.

Maybe I should add some of these... :) :) :) :) :)
 
denverpilot said:
They store the children behind the counter? I'm calling Child Protective Services.

Maybe I should add some of these... :) :) :) :) :)
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No, they store THESE behind the counter:

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And I regret the search to find images of these turned up some unexpected things involving dungeons. Yikes.
 
Even the photo shows a surprised look that Kim uses them.
 
gismo said:
Sounds like an alcohol induced haze.:D
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Actually, it was a dog-breath-induced haze. 25 dogs panting in a 310 on a war, humid morning will fog up the window and instruments pretty well!

And it was something like 100 and 1/2, I forget the actual weather that day, but it wasn't great. :)

Disclaimer: Yes, we were able to see safely.
 
Ted DuPuis said:
Actually, it was a dog-breath-induced haze. 25 dogs panting in a 310 on a war, humid morning will fog up the window and instruments pretty well!

And it was something like 100 and 1/2, I forget the actual weather that day, but it wasn't great. :)

Disclaimer: Yes, we were able to see safely.
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One of 2 times that I could have logged the taxi as IMC. Fun times, my man.
 
Sac Arrow said:
Okay, I see an interesting match up here....

Face off between Chuck Norris and the Most Interesting Pilot!
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Yup! I say we make em share the flight deck. Some interesting CRM happening there.
 
Danos said:
Yup! I say we make em share the flight deck. Some interesting CRM happening there.
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You mean like our typical CRM? ;)

 
Ted DuPuis said:
I think it's excellent. I often smack the idiot next to me when he wants to kill us. ;)
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HAHAHA!! You know my policy with that one! :).

This is what Ted does to you mentally with his instruction.
 
I had a pilot tell me the other day that if we ever meet and he ever flies with me and says "my controls" and I don't obey - there is a mag light in his flight bag which he can and will use to beat me in the head. Later I found out he was joking, but sounds like the same idea.
 
Danos said:
HAHAHA!! You know my policy with that one! :).
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The same as mine! You're just a bit more effective. ;)

This is what Ted does to you mentally with his instruction.
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Pain is weakness leaving the body. My instruction is weakness leaving your mind.
 
I saw this the other day and thought of this thread.
 

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He is not required to read back his clearance; ATC knows he got it.

Stay airborne, my friends!
 
He does not need a WCA; the wind is always at his tail except for take-off and landing, when it flips around.

Stay LOP, my friends!
 
Oh, yeah, this too for me - did not notice the date on the thread.


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Any thread not closed is fair game.

I try not to necropost, but when I do, I do it on PoA

Keep posting my friends
 
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Sometimes threads need to come back!
 
This is a thread that I think is worth raising from the dead from time to time. :)
 
His first lesson his CFI took notes,
No matter what happens the FAA only investigates his awesomeness,
He never has bugs on his plane, they get out of the way...

Stay current my friends...
 
When he flies his RV, he flies in a straight line and the airport breaks underneath him.
Spirit pays him to bring a carry-on.
He hovers and Earth moves under him at pilot's discretion.

He is the most interesting pilot in the world.

Stay current, my friends.
 
I don't always put my Citation into a flat spin.

But when I do, I just go ahead and land it that way.

Stay inverted, my friends.
 
He does not just fly to the airshow.

He is the airshow!
 
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