That Satisfying Crunch

You haven’t really done it right unless it’s the cheek AND the tongue
 
I read the title and thought the thread would be about ski flying . . .. :cool:
 
I have a permanent flap of scar tissue on my tongue from those extra chewy moments.
 
SoonerAviator said:
Biting it the second time a minute later is the pièce de résistance.
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The first bite makes it swell, which makes it more susceptible to a second bite, which makes it swell, which makes it more susceptible to... ad infinitum.
 
asicer said:
The first bite makes it swell, which makes it more susceptible to a second bite, which makes it swell, which makes it more susceptible to... ad infinitum.
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And a day later, the inside of your cheek remains swollen complete with texture. Presumably tooth imprints.
 
I thought this would be about the sound the RC club bozo’s plane makes when it hits the dirt, and you know you’ll be able to fly for a few weeks without dealing with him… :biggrin:
 
I thought this thread was about the satisfying crunch heard when stepping on a dried-out cicada carcass. no? it's not?
 
eman1200 said:
I thought this thread was about the satisfying crunch heard when stepping on a dried-out cicada carcass. no? it's not?
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You know, I'm sure they are delicious . . . just . . . sadly . . . unavailable in my neck of the woods.
 
FWIW, the sound of a foamy model airplane, going way too fast, trying its best to fly through a maple tree is hilarious. No, not me flying, and funny because the pilot knew he was going too low, too fast. And while I'm sure it's not the most expensive way to make styrofoam peanuts, it's probably right up there. On the way in..it's a little airplane. One the way out...it looks like snow.
 
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"That satisfying crunch" from clearing the parking lot of last night's increase so that folks can come out and fly from the snow covered grass field.
 
Yeah, I thought it was about snow when it's extra cold, like we've had this week. Very crunchy. Biting one's cheek is painful, but I find it's even more painful to bite the inside of my lower lip, something I seem to do on a regular basis when eating apples, of all things.
 
Well - I was totally fooled. I was convinced this was about the guy in Canada plowing into a hangar and why it is the fault of the FAA for not allowing pilots who abuse illegal drugs.

I think I missed the point of both threads by a mile. At least this one makes sense to me.
 
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