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The ol' lady was hungry, so I tossed her an apple...
 
gibbons said:
I actually invented all of the Apple products one evening when I'd had a bit too much to drink. In the sober light of the next morning I realized how bad they were and threw them all out.
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Thanks, Chip, my macbook just arrived this morning. :rolleyes:
 
I invented vBulletin. I've decided, "No more freeloaders!"

Each and every user must send to me an annual fee of $10.00 each calendar year. Attorneys who have acquired clients as a result of any board using my software must pay $2,500.00 per client.
 
RogerT said:
That just doesn't make sense. We've seen the legs picture .. remember?
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Ahh...finally someone put the two pieces together!

Aside to Bill Goldberg: Sorry for unauthorized use of your photos, but we're family, right, Landsman?
 
After a few Billion years of being the only one I made Ken. Ken had grand ideas about making this thing called the universe and time to keep tract of it so I said OK and you can keep the credit for it also.
 
KennyFlys said:
Well, you sure know how to pick a worthless trophy wife! :D
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Better than Britney.... :D

Story I heard today said she threw a fit on a plane out of LAX because it didn't have leather seats... they let her off and put her on another flight... and THEN the CD she was lipsyncing to at the concert started skipping :D :D
 
After finishing college and being offered a scholarship to a southern-ivy-league law school I turned it down to join a state drug enforcement unit as an undercover agent. After six months I was laid off due to budget woes (ain't that a b**ch!) and joined a police department where I worked seven years in some of the worst housing projects in the south while attending night law school. From there I left and picked up some independent contracts as a whitewater and outdoor guide before becoming a federal park ranger. I spent my time fighting forest fires from a helicopter, ski patrolling, drug interdiction in border parks, night boat ops on Lake Powell, post-hurricane support, high angle rescue in the desert and in the mountains, and what I like to fondly remember as regularly "diving for dead people."

Now I mostly ride a desk and attend staff meetings where IT specialists scold operations folks for not properly communicating with admin support. Sigh. Considering moving into a pilot track so I can get paid the same with less associated BS.

Oh. Uh...
 
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We southerners can be a bit touchy about it. I'd put Emory and Duke above Penn in almost every category academic or otherwise except football. But we digress.
 
smigaldi said:
Well those schools from my reference were still up north to me as I am a Florida boy.
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Well then, you remember Vanderbilt. They are that little stain left every couple of years on the floor of the swamp...
 
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