Susan Boyle: Simon Gets Put in His Place...

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er, the caption was a joke, I've been a cat lady since I was little.

I can see you...90 yrs old, 20 cats, killing the grocery delivery boys and feeding them to your cats.... It's not the caption,it's the eyes....evil.....eeeevviiiilll....
 
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That was just wrong Elizabeth, now my lunch is going to waste because I suddenly have no appetite. Brings back images of the South of France...:yikes:

heh.

I'm truly evil, but I cannot help but think of Monty Python when I see photos of her.

*sigh* The woman grows up to be an exceedingly average woman living in a small village, loving and caring for for her dying mother. She gets the courage in her mother's memory to sing for an audience...and has to endure the snark of the world. :nono:

How much you wanna bet if she walked away from all of it and just stayed inside the house and village she'd never be left alone?
 
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*sigh* The woman grows up to be an exceedingly average woman living in a small village, loving and caring for for her dying mother. She gets the courage in her mother's memory to sing for an audience...and has to endure the snark of the world. :nono:

How much you wanna bet if she walked away from all of it and just stayed inside the house and village she'd never be left alone?

She certainly wouldn't be bothered by the courting men of the town....
 
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Nothing that can't get fixed. I'm sure she's got only a couple thousand slick guys and gals from America calling offering to represent her and fix her up.

Susan, go with Ovitz. :rofl:

My semi-resident reality show junkie informed me that Simon Cowell reels in $millions because all contestants on these various shows sign in blood that he gets to represent them and gets a piece of the action on what they make for something like 10 years. :eek:
 
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My semi-resident reality show junkie informed me that Simon Cowell reels in $millions because all contestants on these various shows sign in blood that he gets to represent them and gets a piece of the action on what they make for something like 10 years. :eek:

good for him.
 
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My semi-resident reality show junkie informed me that Simon Cowell reels in $millions because all contestants on these various shows sign in blood that he gets to represent them and gets a piece of the action on what they make for something like 10 years. :eek:

That's the way the business works, always has....
 
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This one is a capella, though they cut her off for time...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/article307898.ece?channel=TV+Biz&clipID=1347_SUN23501

And another piece:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/article307898.ece?channel=TV+Biz&clipID=1347_SUN23408

And some of their tabloid comments: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article2390982.ece

She does have a beautiful voice. Does anyone know how much training she's had, if any? If she sounds like that with no training, give her a little coaching and WOW!

Here's a slightly longer version of the earlier posted YouTube video: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/article307898.ece?channel=TV+Biz&clipID=1347_SUN23320
 
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Apparently her nickname in the UK is the Hairy Angel. Henning?
 
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She does have a beautiful voice. Does anyone know how much training she's had, if any? If she sounds like that with no training, give her a little coaching and WOW!
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I saw some report that she has had some lessons, encouraged by her mother. Whatever lessons she could get in her little village.

SFW, but not for sensitive readers:
Nobody mentioned that a porn merchant offered her $1 million to lose her virginity on camera?

http://au.tv.yahoo.com/news/article...ffered-1-million-to-lose-virginity-on-camera/
:eek:
 
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Susan Boyle update:

She got her $250 makeover.

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http://www.chicagotribune.com/featu...ft-susan-boyle-0424-0425apr25,0,7251544.story

http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/lifestyle/chi-susan-boyle-photogallery,0,4107523.photogallery

Nice. Wisely, it's not too much so far. She has to win the the thing.

Viewing that photo gallery above, I feel sorry for her having to deal with the papparazzi and reporters now. Looks like she's holding up well.

And why do I even care? Once again, somebody shoot me.
 

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She looks great actually. Amazing what an eyebrow tweeze and hairstyle will do for you. The glasses help too - she does look like a teacher now. Well done.
 
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She looks great actually. Amazing what an eyebrow tweeze and hairstyle will do for you. The glasses help too - she does look like a teacher now. Well done.
Interesting that they posed her in front of what looks like an outhouse and a dumpster, though...
 
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Pamela Anderson is one to avoid if she isn't wearing makeup. She lives near me and I see her out walking with her trainer. She makes you want to cross the street in case the ugly is contagious.

Brigitte Bardot was beautiful when she was young, as was Pamela. Time takes it's toll. Just look in a mirror!
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Susan Boyle update:

She got her $250 makeover.


Nice. Wisely, it's not too much so far. She has to win the the thing.

Viewing that photo gallery above, I feel sorry for her having to deal with the papparazzi and reporters now. Looks like she's holding up well.

And why do I even care? Once again, somebody shoot me.

Oh well, she's still ugly, but at least she doesn't look like a sasquatch in a housecoat anymore. She may even help liquor sales at the theater....
 
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Brigitte Bardot was beautiful when she was young, as was Pamela. Time takes it's toll. Just look in a mirror!
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Ain't seen Bridget going out for movie parts lately either, have you?
 
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This one is a capella, though they cut her off for time...
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/article307898.ece?channel=TV+Biz&clipID=1347_SUN23501

And another piece:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/article307898.ece?channel=TV+Biz&clipID=1347_SUN23408

And some of their tabloid comments: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article2390982.ece

She does have a beautiful voice. Does anyone know how much training she's had, if any? If she sounds like that with no training, give her a little coaching and WOW!

Here's a slightly longer version of the earlier posted YouTube video: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/video/article307898.ece?channel=TV+Biz&clipID=1347_SUN23320

No, she's trained for years and years, and casting calls and open auditions and such, as Simon said, "How's that been working out for you?". Thing is, talent alone doesn't carry you either regardless. You have to care, you have to work for it. I know no one in the entertainment industry that wasn't into it heavy for 10 years before they "made it". You don't get "discovered" sitting around, that's a Hollywood myth, a legend left over from from the Studio Days, and even then you had to s--k someones d--k. What happens is you slowly get noticed slugging it out day after day, year after year, and you have to care about your branding and marketability, you have to appear and come forward as a professional. If you don't, there's a hell of a lot of talent out there competing for limited slots. Regardless of the looks issue, it's unprofessional to appear at an audition looking like a Yheti in a Moo Moo. If I'm a producer, I toss her head shot (if she has one, I'm assuming she does) in the bin. She could too easily be an extra level of aggravation.
 
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Brigitte Bardot was beautiful when she was young, as was Pamela. Time takes it's toll. Just look in a mirror!
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Stolen and paraphrased from a Farker:

One wish? I only get one wish?! I thought you get three."

"Yeah, put a sock in it kid," the genie replied. "Times are tough, and the elemental union renegotiated our deal."

Pete thought for a bit. World peace. A million dollars. All these things flashed through his mind, and followed by all the fiction of wishes leading to unintended consequences.

"Come on, kid. Tick tock."

Pete looked over at his bed, and then inspiration struck. Sure! Keep it totally awesome, but not too ambitious. He reached under the mattress, and pulled out his favorite.

Playboy. May 1962. Brigitte Bardot. Pete snuck it from his dad's stash about two years ago. Its well worn pages and creases felt so familiar, as he flipped open to the centerfold. Her tall, lithe body glimmered under his bedroom lamp. Pete had memorized very taught curve and dimple on her body. He had long imagined a raucous night of exploring her body as she explored his. He knew her image like the back of his hand. Well, maybe the palm.

"I want to make love to her all night long, no more, no less."

The genie smirks. "OK, kid. Suit yourself."

:D
 

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What? I live in Pommeland? South Park pretty much summed it up in the last episode....:D

This one, about 11 minutes in, I assume?

"And if one more person talked to me about that Susan Boyle performance of Les Miserables, I was going to puke my balls out through my mouth." :rofl:
 
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Which thread to post this in,.....which thread.....which thread.........ummmm.......



"Sion Simon?" Couldn't his parents have spun the Wheel of Fortune one more time?

Her appearance was the Second Seal of the Apocalypse...
 
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