I have to add today the "Liar's Lament" (nobody in this string....but I had prepared this guys' application!)
"I got this demand letter from the FAA today":
Due to your history of a legal incident in 201X you must provide the following information to the AMCD"
"...a copy of court records of any convictions (misdemeanors or felonies) and or administrative actions, such as assault, battery, public intoxication, robbery, etc, to include a statement from your parole office if applicable. If such records re not available send us a written statement describing the nature of, date and place in which each conviction or action occurred" (he checked 18(w) "no" which may or ma not have been legitimate but he sure never let me know).
Needless to say the airman omitted to me so the ball is now in his court. "If you do not disclose the whole cabana to me I can't help you." Sometimes one feels "sort of used" (like now) and all my energies could have been spent on another, more needing airman....
Sigh.