Now there is a post I'd like to hear the details about.....
-Skip
One of my all-time favorite personal ATC communications:
Cruising along at 14000, having gotten there at a numbingly fragile 500 fpm:
ZBW, with a heavy Boston accent: "Navy Alpha Bravo 307, Boston Center, we DO have higher available for you today ?!?!?!?"
ME: "Unable today, thanks anyway."
ZBW: "307, say again?"
ME: "Unable, due to, uh, pressure sensitive cargo onboard today."
ZBW: "Navy AB307 . . . roger."
<about a one minute delay, where I bet the strip was examined showing my origination at NAS Brunswick, ME, and my ultimate, NAS Cecil Field, FL>
ZBW: "Navy AB307, Boston, . . . would there be a whole bunch of little pressure sensitive cargoes onboard?"
ME, with a big grin under the mask: "That would be affirmative, Boston."
I was a young Naval Aviator, tasked with the inglorious task of taking a plane to Maine to act as a target for a ship's radar after a recent stint in the shipyard. But most importantly, the Skipper loaded my jet with a blivet (external fuel tank converted to cargo pod) to bring back the goods for a Saturday night squadron party. Prior to my launch north, our crusty Maintenance Master Chief sufficiently scared me with tales of failure, and a stern warning just before I walked to the jet: "I will NOT waste my sailor's time cleaning lobster puree off the inside of that effing blivet, Loooo-tenant!"
As always, I was the hero, the lobster was wonderful! :smile: