Timbeck2
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Where can I get parts for a low-altitude chem trail generator? Is there some sort of kit I can buy?
So um.....
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MAKG1
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It's called a "car."
Timbeck2
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No for my plane...I want everyone to see it and can't stand the high flyers getting all the attention.
Besides I said "low altitude" not no altitude.
Besides I said "low altitude" not no altitude.
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Volkswagon should be able to help you out.
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Tried that....they said they're all tied up with some sort of software issue and would get back to me.
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My Turbo Arrow made smoke. And it wasn't fitted with a smoke system.
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That's just....smoke.
But you can add whatever chemicals your devious heart desires.
Same with a crop duster. Just add whatever fits your evil plot.
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A chemtrail dispenser can be purchased for your model airplane; pm me for a contact as the manufacturers do not want their products' existence to become public knowledge and they are somewhat underground at the moment. There is also an ex-Monsanto senior developer who has home-made dispenser diagrams which he makes available to sympathetic people who want to build their own - I understand it involves some sheet metal work, a few valves and controls all available at aircraft spruce & specialty as standard aviation hardware. The FAA who is usually pretty uppity about aircraft modifications, will green-light any such addition to your airplane, being they part of the federal government.
The chemicals are a different story, the only place I know where you can get them is on the dark web, I've seen a few offerings at reasonable prices. Be sure to get the protective gear they sell with it; you do NOT want to get exposed to that stuff.
Happy chemtrailing, fellow believer; "Better Society Through Centralized Control"
The chemicals are a different story, the only place I know where you can get them is on the dark web, I've seen a few offerings at reasonable prices. Be sure to get the protective gear they sell with it; you do NOT want to get exposed to that stuff.
Happy chemtrailing, fellow believer; "Better Society Through Centralized Control"
Acme Corporation.
They're on the shelf right next to the anvils and axle grease.
They're on the shelf right next to the anvils and axle grease.
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Too bad Whiley, won't be remembered for his brilliant paintings of tunnels.
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You don't just do chemtrails on your own for fun. You have to be hired by a government contractor and you will receive what you need, in addition to two envelopes...
But I don't think they have any openings as all sectors of the U.S. are covered. You'll just have to dream...
But I don't think they have any openings as all sectors of the U.S. are covered. You'll just have to dream...
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oollpa, the self-directed chemical dispersal program is pretty new - so you now can do it yourself. I would be very wary of the Direct Program with the feds, they do not pay very well and are asking for spraying at all hours of the night and often hundreds of miles from you. (And there is the issue of what happened to Bob Johnson and a few others, after they denounced the program.)
Timbeck2
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Awriiiiite! Now we're gittin' somewhere!