Funny, just today I got a call from a developer that our server got hacked or infected with a virus. He kept saying "ET phone home". I did not understand.
I went to the server webpage and sure enough, saw a simple line of text "App exited before phoning home".
Knowing well who actually wrote the SW, I did some digging and found out this was meant as an error message (quite pointless and retarded if you ask me). Found the problem, fixed it and all is well.
When will these hipster idiots learn to speak English and convey a problem description instead of trying to be cute, artsy and utterly useless?
Had the author of the message had any brains, I could have fixed the problem 30 seconds instead of wasting half an hour on digging. *sigh*